We broke up because...

Dared2Evolve

Wouldn't try new things.

Darkhawk1969

i wore her out

jrline

had a tattoo of all her exes' names

michelleLynette

He was a better swimmer than me

guitarrckr

she couldnt swim

michelleLynette

Always on a band tour

guitarrckr

she never went with me...left to the groopies...lmao

jrline

he thought he was a "rocker"

Dared2Evolve

Was a merman ..

FabulousFantasticFifty

I fell in the deep end and he wouldn't even dive in and save me!

jrline

that's because you were trying to drown me

TheProudDadLife

she didn't believe in a courtesy flush

Dared2Evolve

He went to pieces on me.

guitarrckr

she never gave me "peace"...lol

ItsMeGee3

I was intimidated by her beauty

TheProudDadLife

she would shut off every movie before the ending ... now I have to re-watch them all

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always crying uncontrollably! I thought the end might kill him!

TheProudDadLife

she wore lipstick in the shower and ruined all our towels

qdoyle11

He kept deleting my pictures off his phone to make room for new ones of himself.

guitarrckr

because i couldnt send her dirty pic of me because of all the pic of her on my phone !

Spnneil06

He had pics of another girl on his phone.

qdoyle11

She didn't like sharing

guitarrckr

but you were both together !!! thats not fair !

Spnneil06

He couldn't get over that I dated girls before him.

guitarrckr

i couldnt get under the both of them

jrline

she dated everyone even while we dated

Spnneil06

He was totally a hypocrite being that he was dating some guy right before me.

guitarrckr

because....ewwwww !!

Go_Mizzou99

She ate my bacon sammich

Spnneil06

guitarrckr wrote: »

because....ewwwww !!

excuse me?? lol