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We broke up because...
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she killed kenny0
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He resurrected Kenny!0
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she used depends0
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he refused to poop in the toilet0
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He prefers women with no bladder control ..0
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she went all miley cyrus on me ..0
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She was a bladder control freak.0
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she was a control freak about everything!0
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He knew me too well
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she had actual skeletons in her closet0
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He told all of my secrets! I work at a funeral home-that's pretty standard.0
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lmbo-her hair was full of secrets0
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His hair was full of product!0
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she was jealous that i had better hair0
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He was too hung up on his hair-it ain't all that!0
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because he thought that his hair was better.0
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she went goth all of a sudden0
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Confused Debussy with Ravel0
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i had no clue what he ever said0
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He doesn't understand men0
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She didn't understand me0
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she kicked my dog!!!!!!0
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He ate my cat0
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her cat ripped the curtains so i made tacos outta him0
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She fed her cat to @JLopez8320
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she didn't know who to cook0
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He thinks I don't know who to cook...he just didn't like seeing his name listed as the entree.0
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she wanted to have a taste of me .. and not in a good way0
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He doesn't like being sautéed in butter. Who knew?0
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