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We broke up because...
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she burnt my nipples right off0
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He was too attached to his nipples.0
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she said she wanted make rump roast outer my *kitten*0
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He asked me to roast his rump in the fireplace!0
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I had to ask her twice to roast my rump0
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he nicer tits than @jenjencin780
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He could see things that I couldn't but wished I could0
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he was mad that i could see his penis but he couldn't0
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He wouldn't stop looking at my penis0
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His penis had a staring problem.0
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she didn't want my penis0
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I didn't want his penis0
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All he wanted to give me was his junk0
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She kept trying to pay for my junk0
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He wouldn't take my credit card0
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she was a man0
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He wasn't a man0
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Lol he wanted to see my penis0
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she had 11 toes .. one was her penis0
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He had a one track mind0
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he sed i wus a dumdom0
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was jealous that i could suck my own dum dum0
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Was always playing with his dum dum0
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because "dum dum" was in his vocabulary. lol0
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Always correcting me :P0
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didn't know how to spell dumdom0
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LOL
He corrected my spanglish. 0 -
she had better spanglish than me0
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Because I nick named his junk JLO0
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