We broke up because...
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She had an imaginary friend she called Wendy0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She was in love with some other Red head Girl named Wendy!
Wendy was actually a restaurant and she said Wendy's burgers were better than mine.0 -
Here room looked like a land field0
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I just wanted a burger.0
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he made his burgers with roadkill0
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She ate everything in the house and made such a mess they had to demolish my house!0
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She was homeless0
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her house was demolished with me in it0
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he completely ignored me allll the time. it hurt my feelings.0
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Now now... let's go for a ride.
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JenNicole11 wrote: »he completely ignored me allll the time. it hurt my feelings.
*stares around obliviously* Oh look, a butterfly!0 -
I never saw any butterflies.0
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he had the attention span of a gnat.0
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She wouldn't get her glasses prescription updated. Was constantly running into things.0
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She kept posting annoying pictures instead of talking.0
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I saw butterflies....around him.0
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liked to eat butterflies0
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He left so much hair in my sink, I could make a wig for a beardless man's face.0
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She was always taking my beard hair and making new beards.0
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He liked beards0
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Her last name was Beard.0
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He looked better in shades0
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He took to many selfies!0
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I hate running
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He got tired of chasing me!
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