Say something funny

Azathera
Azathera Posts: 48 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Come up with a funny sentence based on two words provided by the person above you and then give two words of your own to the next person.

Here it goes: donkey, sunset

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  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    edited February 2015
    This might be difficult, as the subject matter will be hard to change from the two words given since that's basically what the sentence will revolve around. Let's give it a shot though.

    The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"

    ghosts diarrhea
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    This might be difficult, as the subject matter will be hard to change from the two words given since that's basically what the sentence will revolve around. Let's give it a shot though.

    The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"

    You have to give two different words to the next poster :)

  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    edited February 2015
    fixed

    The sunset was so magnificent, I tried to chase it down on my donkey while shouting "hi-ho Taco! AWAY!!!"

    ghosts diarrhea
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    Seeing a ghost is not ideal when you already have diarrhea.

    Snowman psychic
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    Seeing a ghost is not ideal when you already have diarrhea.

    Snowman psychic

    I tried practicing my psychic abilities on a snowman but just wound up with brain freeze.


    Wiggle, tinkle
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.

    date balls
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.

    date balls

    I tried to impress my date by juggling 5 bowling balls but she said "That's the only time your balls will be juggled tonight."

    Party, silk
  • ErikThaRed
    ErikThaRed Posts: 139 Member
    Something funny
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    jaymvita wrote: »
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    My neighbors thought I was psychic when I put the carrot between the snowmans legs on my lawn.

    date balls

    I tried to impress my date by juggling 5 bowling balls but she said "That's the only time your balls will be juggled tonight."

    Party, silk

    Lol.
    It's not truly a party till the silk sheets come out.

    panties crayons

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Yo mama is fat.
    *How fat is she*
    Yo mama is soooo fat, it take her two trips juz to haul azz.
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    ErikThaRed wrote: »
    Something funny

    That's what I was going to say... >.<
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Don't get your panties in a wad and put the damn crayons away!

    squeeze, smooth

  • goingtobefit2015
    goingtobefit2015 Posts: 408 Member
    edited February 2015
    I'm going to squeeze my butt so it gets smooth!

    toenail dishes
  • sofakingstevens
    sofakingstevens Posts: 201 Member
    Has anyone seen my toenail? I lost it while washing dishes after your mom made me breakfast. Rectum cubicle
  • mattyc772014
    mattyc772014 Posts: 3,543 Member
    edited February 2015
    @jaymvita‌
    I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
    0v93481r6asd.gif

    @sofakingstevens‌
    I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.

    car ice cream
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    @jaymvita‌
    I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
    0v93481r6asd.gif

    @sofakingstevens‌
    I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.

    car ice cream

    Good lord there's no way to unsee that horror lol.

    I've got a car full of ice cream but no spoons. Who's itchin' to get lickin'!?

    Heaving, bark
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    edited February 2015
    jaymvita wrote: »
    mattyc772014 wrote: »
    @jaymvita‌
    I was thinking I was going to feel a little winkle with the balloon but then I had to tinkle.
    0v93481r6asd.gif

    @sofakingstevens‌
    I quickly shoved the stapler up my rectum at my coworkers cubicle before he came around the corner. I love me a red Swingline stapler.

    car ice cream

    Good lord there's no way to unsee that horror lol.

    I've got a car full of ice cream but no spoons. Who's itchin' to get lickin'!?

    Heaving, bark

    When dry heaving, I tend to bark at my wife, "What did you feed me, woman??!"

    deliver(ed) monkey
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    When I complained to the UPS guy that a trained monkey would do a better job were it to deliver my packages, he retaliated by howling and throwing his feces at me.

    Ponder, cheese
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited February 2015
    Have to ponder if I should eat this great tasting extra cheese, pepporini knowing I'm lactose intolerant. Especially when in an airplane!

    bird, lettuce
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    When I cut the cheese, I often ponder whether or not I should have been sitting on a toilet...

    http://youtu.be/Bje_8Y7KUfM



    calendar, house
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
    I'm crossing the days in the calendar until I'm going to leave you and take your house :neutral_face:

    Sock(s), smoothy
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    edited February 2015
    I pleasured myself in my sock then used what was in it to make you a smoothy

    Cat, ham
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    jorodri7 wrote: »
    I pleasured myself in my sock then used what was in it to make you a smoothy

    Not gonna lie, I chuckled at this one, even though it's disgusting lol
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  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    edited February 2015
    Throw me the phone so I can reach my fortune teller and ask her if it's possible to get date via MFP app.

    Music, sex
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I purposely ditched music class so I can go to sex ed.

    honey, car
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    No.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    WillLift4Tats wrote: »
    No.

    I don't get the joke.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    WillLift4Tats wrote: »
    No.

    I don't get the joke.

    Pretty sure she thought that would be funnier than it was.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    If I had any brains at all i would've known what my hot ex meant by monkey time when she whispered in my ear late at night.

    Hole, pride
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