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  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
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    I'm crossing the days in the calendar until I'm going to leave you and take your house :neutral_face:

    Sock(s), smoothy
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    edited February 2015
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    I pleasured myself in my sock then used what was in it to make you a smoothy

    Cat, ham
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    jorodri7 wrote: »
    I pleasured myself in my sock then used what was in it to make you a smoothy

    Not gonna lie, I chuckled at this one, even though it's disgusting lol
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Throw me the phone so I can reach my fortune teller and ask her if it's possible to get date via MFP app.

    Music, sex
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I purposely ditched music class so I can go to sex ed.

    honey, car
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    No.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    WillLift4Tats wrote: »
    No.

    I don't get the joke.
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    WillLift4Tats wrote: »
    No.

    I don't get the joke.

    Pretty sure she thought that would be funnier than it was.
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
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    If I had any brains at all i would've known what my hot ex meant by monkey time when she whispered in my ear late at night.

    Hole, pride
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I swallowed my pride and just put my face into that pie hole.

    facial/ nerds
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    you seem to be a "fart smeller"
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    but he walked into the bosses office and he really was a "ball juggler"
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    This nerd approached me with a pokemon collection he was trying to sell me and I told him that I wasn't buying them unless I could give him a pokeball facial!

    pokemon, sheets
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Was messing around with this Jamaican under the sheets, couldn't find the spot so she just kept yelling, Come one, pokemon!

    yellow, grass
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    the acts in order of progression , "tooth clash" "jug bop" "wiener war" "wrinkled finger" "tonsil touch" "weasel wash" ahhh done
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
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    ^^^^^ you can have this thread. ^^^^^^
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    i thought they were funny , huh oh well
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Was messing around with this Jamaican under the sheets, couldn't find the spot so she just kept yelling, Come one, pokemon!

    yellow, grass

    Unlike yellow snow, you can it yellow grass should you wish.

    Fence, sheep

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