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Say something funny
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I swallowed my pride and just put my face into that pie hole.
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you seem to be a "fart smeller"0
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but he walked into the bosses office and he really was a "ball juggler"0
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This nerd approached me with a pokemon collection he was trying to sell me and I told him that I wasn't buying them unless I could give him a pokeball facial!
pokemon, sheets0 -
Was messing around with this Jamaican under the sheets, couldn't find the spot so she just kept yelling, Come one, pokemon!
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the acts in order of progression , "tooth clash" "jug bop" "wiener war" "wrinkled finger" "tonsil touch" "weasel wash" ahhh done0
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^^^^^ you can have this thread. ^^^^^^0
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i thought they were funny , huh oh well0
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BLACKxLABEL wrote: »When I jumped that fence I ripped my drawlz, then I backed that *kitten* up like a sheep.
Turn, swing
It was her turn on the swing but the bedroom ceiling support couldn't hold it and I wasn't quick enough to get out of the way so long story short ... She broke me and I'm in the hospital.
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If it walks like a duck, speaks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then its time for a new girlfriend0
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push, pull0
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my face0
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P O O P
People
Order
Our
Patties
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Two peanuts walked into a dark alley...
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Forgot the rules - OK here goes - last legal two worder
She could tell how butt hurt I was by the look on my face
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I got a 187 in my basement. LOL0
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What happened to the rules??0
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I got desperate so I drank bourbon out of a tranny's belly button.
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Best cure for beaver fever is to shove the entire contents of your icebox up your rectal canal.
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If you don't eat this pickle, will tickle you with it! (I got nothing)
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