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  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I swallowed my pride and just put my face into that pie hole.

    facial/ nerds
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    you seem to be a "fart smeller"
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    but he walked into the bosses office and he really was a "ball juggler"
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    This nerd approached me with a pokemon collection he was trying to sell me and I told him that I wasn't buying them unless I could give him a pokeball facial!

    pokemon, sheets
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    edited February 2015
    Was messing around with this Jamaican under the sheets, couldn't find the spot so she just kept yelling, Come one, pokemon!

    yellow, grass
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    the acts in order of progression , "tooth clash" "jug bop" "wiener war" "wrinkled finger" "tonsil touch" "weasel wash" ahhh done
  • 530roman
    530roman Posts: 1,819 Member
    ^^^^^ you can have this thread. ^^^^^^
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
    i thought they were funny , huh oh well
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Was messing around with this Jamaican under the sheets, couldn't find the spot so she just kept yelling, Come one, pokemon!

    yellow, grass

    Unlike yellow snow, you can it yellow grass should you wish.

    Fence, sheep
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    edited February 2015
    BLACKxLABEL wrote: »
    When I jumped that fence I ripped my drawlz, then I backed that *kitten* up like a sheep.

    Turn, swing

    It was her turn on the swing but the bedroom ceiling support couldn't hold it and I wasn't quick enough to get out of the way so long story short ... She broke me and I'm in the hospital.

    Duck, smell
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    If it walks like a duck, speaks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then its time for a new girlfriend
  • Azathera
    Azathera Posts: 48 Member
    push, pull
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    my face
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    P O O P

    People
    Order
    Our
    Patties
    _Spongebob Squarepants
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Two peanuts walked into a dark alley...
    One was a salted B)
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Forgot the rules - OK here goes - last legal two worder

    She could tell how butt hurt I was by the look on my face

    Bourbon, desperate
  • mrsKOrtiz
    mrsKOrtiz Posts: 949 Member
    I got a 187 in my basement. LOL
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    What happened to the rules??
  • jorodri7
    jorodri7 Posts: 1,025 Member
    I got desperate so I drank bourbon out of a tranny's belly button.

    Mexico, wine
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    mrsKOrtiz wrote: »
    I got a 187 in my basement. LOL

    187! MDK!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    LucyAndKay wrote: »
    push, pull

    I push while I pull your hair.

    Fever, icebox
  • SangreViento
    SangreViento Posts: 289 Member
    edited February 2015
    Best cure for beaver fever is to shove the entire contents of your icebox up your rectal canal.

    Greed, disaster
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  • khara2012
    khara2012 Posts: 1,051 Member
    joeporta wrote: »
    Honey! No! I wasn't having sex with your sister in the car!

    Monkey Brains

    "I transferred your brains to this monkey to lower his IQ," said the mad scientist to Barrack Obama. (Too much?)

    tickle, pickle
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    khara2012 wrote: »
    joeporta wrote: »
    Honey! No! I wasn't having sex with your sister in the car!

    Monkey Brains

    "I transferred your brains to this monkey to lower his IQ," said the mad scientist to Barrack Obama. (Too much?)

    tickle, pickle

    If you don't eat this pickle, will tickle you with it! (I got nothing)

    Bored, hungry
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