The Hilarity of Harry Potter Quotes when Changing "Wand" to

LeeKetty1176
LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
Ok a few people enjoyed this on my page today so thought i would spread the fun and have a laugh

Just insert the word "Willy" for the word "wand" in all Harry Potter films

Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first willy. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice willy for charm work."

or

Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."

or

he and all the other Weasleys froze on the threshold, gazing at the scene in front of them, which was also suspended in mid-action, both Sirius and Snape looking toward the door with their willies pointing into each other's faces and Harry immobile between them..."

or

Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy.

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  • Waynes_World
    Waynes_World Posts: 333
    :laugh:
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    "Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this," said Hermione as she raised her willy. "Petrificus Totalus!" Neville dropped to the floor, stiff as a board.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    I just posted this on Random thoughts also:

    Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    Harry's willy was 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    :laugh:
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    OHMYEFFINGOD!! HAHAHAHHA you are awesome..

    and GUHREAT!!! my daughter is on book 7 of the series and is OBSESSED and NOW this is alll ill be thinking of when i listen to her babble on and on about the great harry!!

    :D
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    Harry's willy was 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.

    im effin dyin'!!!!! :D
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.

    Was this when Harry's willy connected with Voldemort's willy?
  • JenniferVegas
    JenniferVegas Posts: 25 Member
    The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Harry's willy was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand seized up around it; he couldnt have released if he'd wanted to.

    Was this when Harry's willy connected with Voldemort's willy?

    Yep...giggle!

    And another:

    The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's willy had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    JINX!
  • JenniferVegas
    JenniferVegas Posts: 25 Member
    "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.

    "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me willy in half an' everything", said Hagrid
  • JenniferVegas
    JenniferVegas Posts: 25 Member
    Great minds!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me willy in half an' everything."
  • lorishultis
    lorishultis Posts: 95 Member
    OMGosh - too funny!
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
    I can see the name of the porn-version parody now....

    HAIRY COCKER.

    :devil:
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    "Harry looked down at his own Willy. He could see finger marks all over it..."
  • SunLovin1
    SunLovin1 Posts: 682 Member
    "What happens if I wave my willy and nothing happens?" asked Ron.
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    "What happens if I wave my willy and nothing happens?" asked Ron.


    hahahahaha
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    smiley-laughing001.gif

    Unfortunately, I've never read any of the Harry Potter books so I can't post any altered quotes.
  • AngelsKisses75
    AngelsKisses75 Posts: 595 Member
    :huh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    I think this is the greatest topic ever made on here!!
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    This just made my day!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    I think this is the greatest topic ever made on here!!


    hahahah thank you Lisa !
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