We broke up because...
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He was in debt and was using me for my money!0
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Kept offering her money for my "services"0
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Gambling and hooked problem0
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I found out that he was a Hooker!
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He wouldn't let me pimp him.0
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She always calls me a He!
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She was way out of my league0
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She kept stealing my Batman footie pajamas!
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I don't care, they're adorable. Mine now, sorry.0
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She was a cleptomaniac.0
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Gee, thanks @allthecatfishies0
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She would seduce others with her gaze!0
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She thought I was gazing, but I was just not wearing my glasses.0
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She kept trying to steal my glasses and say they were hers0
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She finally got the right glasses and decided that I wasn't pretty enough!
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She broke my glasses!0
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she never saw me!!0
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you mistook I said I couldn't see you, fab took my glasses!0
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She was a ghost.0
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she liked the movie Ghost0
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