it is now the LENT

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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for the LENT the Jesus makes you want for the sacrifice. but do not kill the animals. NO! that is not for the proper ways of showing the love for to GOD. no more of the killing.

just now you are to stop doing that thing you love. some of you menz and the wemminz for to like the touchy touchy on the no no spot. for shame you are the hairiest palms now, blind people. this is not for you to give up for the LENT. this is not for you to do ever lesting the baby JESUS cries.

i am telling you that the best sacrificing is the thing that you are the better one for not to having.

sugar. toxins. the bad foods.

quit now for the JESUS and you will be better for the life. i am promising you. LENT is for you to change. the time is now.

alleluia in the name of the GOD.

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  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I'm giving up the extra fat in my *kitten*. Because I'm just that selfless.
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
    I think you should get this Jesus to lent you his dictionary.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    _Tink_ wrote: »
    I'm giving up the extra fat in my *kitten*. Because I'm just that selfless.

    so who are you giving it to? Can Tyler Durden make soap out of it?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    I think you should get this Jesus to lent you his dictionary.

    the JESUS does not laugh at your blasphemy. repent before GOD your sins and sacrifice.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    y'all realize a lot of folks don't have a satire or sarcasm detector handy to deal with this thread right?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    y'all realize a lot of folks don't have a satire or sarcasm detector handy to deal with this thread right?

    i am not understanding your sentimentals and for that you should make the apoligizes.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    _Tink_ wrote: »
    I'm giving up the extra fat in my *kitten*. Because I'm just that selfless.

    so who are you giving it to? Can Tyler Durden make soap out of it?

    It's up for grabs. *juvenile snicker*
  • Oops_Myhaloslipped
    Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    I think you should get this Jesus to lent you his dictionary.
    Bahaha, exactly! Wasn't sure if I was too dumb when reading this( because I couldn't understand it) or too smart, for the same reason.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    For lent, I will give up bad fooz in da name of cheeze-its
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat wrote: »
    I think you should get this Jesus to lent you his dictionary.
    Bahaha, exactly! Wasn't sure if I was too dumb when reading this( because I couldn't understand it) or too smart, for the same reason.

    you two are the blasphemers and in your craw will stick the punishment of the GOD.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Dude, mellow out...Jesus has risen and no need to go all Old Testament on nonbelievers anymore. Win followers with tolerance, kindness and love.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    taunto wrote: »
    For lent, I will give up bad fooz in da name of cheeze-its

    INFIDEL!


    _John_ wrote: »
    Dude, mellow out...Jesus has risen and no need to go all Old Testament on nonbelievers anymore. Win followers with tolerance, kindness and love.

    i am not for telling the JESUS how he is to learn the followers of his to the path. for shame you have to gall the GOD.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    C+ Good use of the word "the".

    Mr. Huttz definitely portrays a better foreigner in writing though.
  • Miss__Behavin
    Miss__Behavin Posts: 1
    LOL!
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
    spade117 wrote: »
    C+ Good use of the word "the".

    Mr. Huttz definitely portrays a better foreigner in writing though.

    You're a generous grader.

  • tycho_mx
    tycho_mx Posts: 426 Member
    Not yet!!! Mardi Gras! Bring on the pancakes!

    (and then... meh. I don't care. I'm not devout. I just love pancakes).
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    I am giving up celebacy (sp?) for lent.
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
    tycho_mx wrote: »
    Not yet!!! Mardi Gras! Bring on the pancakes!

    (and then... meh. I don't care. I'm not devout. I just love pancakes).

    Hey - we're neighbours!!!

    We're into the pancakes in my house too, but not the giving up of anything.

  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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