The worst thing a woman can say to a man?

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  • CaptainBrownie
    CaptainBrownie Posts: 99 Member
    "I poisoned your wine".
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I had a great time last night, but don't call me, I'll call you. I'm married, please don't be mad at me
  • Noogynoogs
    Noogynoogs Posts: 1,028 Member
    I drank your beer
  • Live_To_Win
    Live_To_Win Posts: 340 Member
    OK I am done, now just hurry up and finish
  • WishesOnTheStar
    WishesOnTheStar Posts: 114 Member
    Either "you're not the father" or "you're the father", I can't decide
  • therealblackdahlia
    therealblackdahlia Posts: 3,110 Member
    "You remind me of my ex"
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    "I've had better."
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Your dad is bigger.
  • monkeystikx
    monkeystikx Posts: 40 Member
    This is both the best and worst thing a girl can tell you "Well, at least you have a bigger penis than your brother"
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    monkeystikx wrote: »
    This is both the best and worst thing a girl can tell you "Well, at least you have a bigger penis than your brother"
    I side with the best more than worst on this one.

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I have Herpes
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    interesting. mine has nothing to do with sex or my junk.
  • merissakmichalec
    merissakmichalec Posts: 10
    leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »
    Is it in yet?

    Hahaha. I was thinking the same thing!
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    you are or you or not the father depending on the circumstances
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    I think my guy dreads "i need to talk to you" and "when you get a minute can you..." Because usually I mean can you stop what you're doing and do xyz for me right this second lol

    yes, both of those things!
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    or " I have a question and please be honest"
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You changed.
    He didn't mean anything.
    I really love you.
  • Altagracia220
    Altagracia220 Posts: 876 Member
    "I'm not in the mood to do it"
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    Bend over here it comes.
  • BuggaBoo666
    BuggaBoo666 Posts: 84
    Bill8855 wrote: »
    Bend over here it comes.
    Woah. Have you had experience with that?



  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    I have a headache
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    We're having dinner with my mother.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    "my hot friend was thinking of having a 3 way with us, what do you think?"

    oh, right - my bad - WORSE thing....got it - carry on~
  • ThatDudeDonny
    ThatDudeDonny Posts: 268 Member
    1. You wanna go shopping?
    2. you are/are not the father! (depending on the desired outcome)
    3. Guess what happened at, with, or to.... (fill in the blanks)
    4. whatcha thinking about?
    5. I am so done with you. (this time at least :s )
    6. your not my father (even though I recall a lot of nights she's calling me me daddy ;) )
    7. my ex used to...(fill in the blanks)
    8. so, who is this *kitten* on your phone?!!!
    9. you don't love me!
    10. you're not the guy I fell in love with...
    Not in that particular order... just needed to get it off my chest. I need a drink now
  • HumboldtFred
    HumboldtFred Posts: 159 Member
    edited March 2015
    Your key doesn't work for a reason.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    "I've been thinking..." never has anything good come after that. Usually follows with a breakup

    I've said it unfortunately @strozman :(
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    We need to talk
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Of course you look fat in those pants can't you see in the mirror?
  • Bill8855
    Bill8855 Posts: 4,267 Member
    My mom is here.
  • oberon0124
    oberon0124 Posts: 10,524 Member
    Honey we need to talk. Never a good thing.
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