The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    What is that smell?
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    Have you been working out? You look a little less fat.
  • butterpecan_ts
    butterpecan_ts Posts: 48 Member
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    You know who you look like? ...

    Whatever seems to come after that never quite sounds like a compliment, though they meant it in that way
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    Well, my ex used to do it like this..
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,470 Member
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    Hey, you can still lick it... it's just a bump and nothing else, I promise.
  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
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    you out of Midol?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Is it that time of the month already?
  • Determined_slater
    Determined_slater Posts: 215 Member
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    Something smells fishy
  • rouxsoagain
    rouxsoagain Posts: 1
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    Wow! You put on some weight...huh girl!
  • Pollart77
    Pollart77 Posts: 263 Member
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    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Hey, you can still lick it... it's just a bump and nothing else, I promise.

    WTF??!!! Probably the worse anyone could say!!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    Do YOU like your haircut?!
  • Determined_slater
    Determined_slater Posts: 215 Member
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    Mother was right about you! Coming mommy dearest!
  • r5d5
    r5d5 Posts: 219 Member
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    Hell_Flower wrote: »
    "You'd get it".

    YEA ONLY IF I WANTED TO GIVE IT TO YOU OTHERWISE THAT'S A CRIMINAL OFFENCE THANKS BYE.


    Oh gosh, yes! It is NOT a compliment to be told that you're not a human, just a sex object, that someone has decided that if he or she wanted to, they could just up and have you. Like, yeah, thanks. I'm so flattered.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    Fine!!! To the question how do I look?
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    "I like how you can just wear anything and not care what other people think"
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
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    Chief_Rocka wrote: »
    "I'm thinking Arby's"

    I'd be pretty excited by that comment. lol

    This was said to me after my breast reduction: "It upsets me and hurts my feelings that you cut them off".

    Oh well then, let me stuff all that fat back in. Don't want to hurt baby's feelings.
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    When are you due? I was sitting next to a guy in the sauna and he totally asked a girl this and she said "I'm not pregnant, just fat, that is why I am at the gym" I think he would have crawled under the bench if he could have.
  • miguelgonzalez192
    miguelgonzalez192 Posts: 259 Member
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    It looks like you've put on a few pounds
  • dougpconnell219
    dougpconnell219 Posts: 566 Member
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    The smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is my pen!s.

    Hush sweetie, men are talking.

    Or as I once heard a guy call his girlfriend... Comedumpster.

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