The worst thing a MAN can say to a woman?

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  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    A guy told me the other day he likes me because he likes plain girls. :\
  • SquidNebula
    SquidNebula Posts: 107 Member
    Your sister is cuter.
  • SquidNebula
    SquidNebula Posts: 107 Member
    @ckbrown You're not plain. Screw him.
  • ChicagOH
    ChicagOH Posts: 75 Member
    Agreed with Squid. What a socially inept tool!
    I have heard a few men say they have the hots for certain actresses because they are "homey" - in other words, ordinary. Leah Thompson is one I remember specifically. I thought it was a very interesting fetish.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    @ckbrown You're not plain. Screw him.

    Nooo, don't screw him. Junk punch him!!!
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  • Igotthatcake
    Igotthatcake Posts: 169 Member
    "Your voice sounds sexy with that cold. You sound like your sister." Erm.....

    hahahahaahah That made me laugh sooooo much!
  • Dagotf
    Dagotf Posts: 83 Member
    Your not wearing that are you?
  • Igotthatcake
    Igotthatcake Posts: 169 Member
    The worst thing that could ever be said to a woman is to call her a S***. It is disgusting and the word shouldn't escape from anyones lips!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    When a woman has pushed my buttons enough, I love blaming all emotional outbursts or responses on their PMS (no matter if their time of the month or not), the ladies really love that
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    When a woman has pushed my buttons enough, I love blaming all emotional outbursts or responses on their PMS (no matter if their time of the month or not), the ladies really love that

    I try to use that excuse, but my man reminds me that dudes are more emotional ;-;
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    strozman wrote: »
    When a woman has pushed my buttons enough, I love blaming all emotional outbursts or responses on their PMS (no matter if their time of the month or not), the ladies really love that

    I try to use that excuse, but my man reminds me that dudes are more emotional ;-;

    I use it because it creates an positive emotional feedback loop, the more upset they get about the PMS comment makes the comment seem legitimate, then the level of upset increases and so on. Most guys don't have the guts to put out a fire by burning everything else down lol








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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    "I'm leaving you for someone younger!"
  • carlsonrobb
    carlsonrobb Posts: 914 Member
    Ouch
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Sinistrous wrote: »
    strozman wrote: »
    When a woman has pushed my buttons enough, I love blaming all emotional outbursts or responses on their PMS (no matter if their time of the month or not), the ladies really love that

    I try to use that excuse, but my man reminds me that dudes are more emotional ;-;

    I use it because it creates an positive emotional feedback loop, the more upset they get about the PMS comment makes the comment seem legitimate, then the level of upset increases and so on. Most guys don't have the guts to put out a fire by burning everything else down lol








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    My guy can say some things to try to stop an argument, but "I take everything so negatively" lol.
    Then he shouldn't say it how it sounded xD
  • Aradia_Silvermoon
    Aradia_Silvermoon Posts: 375 Member
    "have you ever considered cosmetic surgery? Because you'd be prettier with bigger boobs"
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    Are you done yet?
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    Do you think your friend would be interested in a threesome?
  • palwithme
    palwithme Posts: 860 Member
    Are you done yet?

    Winner!
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    I've been sleeping with your sister.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    I've been sleeping with your sister.

    I've been sleeping with your mother.
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    Lol
  • You look so homely today
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    That dress does make your *kitten* look fat.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    Can you just look at the map and work out where we are ?
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Your sister likes this position.
  • antheawyt
    antheawyt Posts: 1 Member
    You deserve a better guy
  • mattalscott
    mattalscott Posts: 9 Member
    I believe the word c**t might be at the top of this list.
  • Bennyboi15
    Bennyboi15 Posts: 134 Member
    Your wrong!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    edited February 2015
    I've been sleeping with your sister.

    I've been sleeping with your mother.

    And in a similar vein... "do you think your mother... or sister... would be interested in a threesome?"
    "No, what about your gran?"
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