$1,000,000

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  • 1Hunie
    1Hunie Posts: 176
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.

    You have a plan!
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.

    this plan. i like this plan.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    allaboutthecake wrote: »
    Pay the IRS & invest the balance in good growth mutual funds stocks.

    ooh...yeah I was assuming tax free, otherwise the IRS gets their share of the divorce.

    Yeah, $1M ain't what it used to be; state and federal taxes can easily take up to 40-45% of that. I'd renovate my Mom's house (unless that counts as "already gave to family") and then thoroughly renovate my house and add a 2nd-floor addition. What little remains I'd invest (e.g. toss in a Roth IRA, top-off my 401K to its max).
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,033 Member
    Build a log home on a lake in Maine along with a small guest house, then invest the rest. Keep working until retirement age then relax and enjoy my golden years with family.
  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
    I think some people are clueless on how much a 1,000,000 will get them.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Razmataza wrote: »
    I think some people are clueless on how much a 1,000,000 will get them.

    One million singles for the strip club.
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!

    Omg $1.99 shrimp cocktail here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Hookers and blow.

    This, and get my dog's cataracts removed so he could see again.

    I'm stunned by how messed up the priorities of these other posters are. :p

    Well, I'd also spend a lot on pony races!

    Then, onto VEGAS!

    Omg $1.99 shrimp cocktail here I come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If we get a suite together, there will be more money for Blackjack and shrimp cocktails. You can have the sofa bed.
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Puppies. I want all the puppies.
  • rdakessian394
    rdakessian394 Posts: 6
    A masters and doctorate in what?
    blktngldhrt wrote: »
    retire, find a hobby (probably flipping houses to make more money), homeschool my kid, buy her stuff..go back to school for a masters and doctorate that i wouldn't pay for myself under any other circumstances.

  • rdakessian394
    rdakessian394 Posts: 6
    ;)
    ekg0328 wrote: »
    Pay off all of my debt and then just make it rain because I don't even care about anything else.

  • rdakessian394
    rdakessian394 Posts: 6
    Invest in what?
    michellemybelll wrote: »
    invest and make it grow.

  • rdakessian394
    rdakessian394 Posts: 6
    Lol
    ekg0328 wrote: »
    Oh man! I was too excited about the opportunity to even read the question. Ok ...

    I would buy a few Beanie Babies on eBay so that those people feel validated in saving them for close to 20 years because they heard they'd be worth money someday.

  • rubyautumn4
    rubyautumn4 Posts: 818 Member
    If I Had $1000000
    I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
    If I Had $1000000
    You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
    If I Had $1000000
    Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere....

    New cars for us, a year off to travel the world and if anything is left it would go into savings.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Considering that the average apartment price in Manhattan hit $1.72 million in 2014, I guess I won't be getting that pied a terre in the city.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/102312956#.

    Guess I'll have to come up with a plan B.
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Retire..... and build the log house I have always wanted - nothing too big....just cozy....
  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
    tummy tucks for life
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I'd invest pretty much all of it so that I could live off the interest. I would pay to go to cosmetology school so I could play with people's hair all day. :smile:
  • jlahorn
    jlahorn Posts: 377 Member
    The rule of thumb for living off your capital is to assume that you're going to withdraw 4% of your portfolio annually to live on. Assuming no taxes on either the original $1,000,000 or the 4% withdrawals, that's only $40k/year. With taxes... I'm not willing to do the math, but that's a sad little stipend you'd be living on.

    I am way overgeneralizing and glossing over lots of important things, but my point is that $1 million is not enough money to quit your job and do much of any interest. It's probably enough to quit your job and live on ramen noodles and cat food, though.

    If I had no debt, had already travelled the world and helped family/friends/charity, I would probably buy one or two nice things and sock the rest into retirement savings/investments.
  • cloudpoker992
    cloudpoker992 Posts: 28 Member
    edited February 2015
    I'd have a really fantastic midlife crisis ;)
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    Open a Dog rescue Center! My own Nursery and stables ! Employ people who need a break. Also a refuge for homeless!

    I would also have a huge house, pool, car and 2 St Bernards or Newfoundlands. Villa somewhere hot
  • fitbybaby
    fitbybaby Posts: 20 Member
    I would buy a couple houses to rent out and have that money to live off of. I wouldn't work but my husband still would. :) I would also buy some land to have my house built.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    I would allow a very nice, legitimate, high ranking government official in Nigeria to borrow my bank account to move some money - and earn millions more in the process.

    Then I would buy bitcoins and buy the internet before the federal government ruins it for good.

    With the money I made from the internet (billions of course) I would buy a Prius, Tesla, and one of every other hybrid and park them side by side. I would then run over them with my not-environmentally friendly custom HumVee Monster Truck.

    I would drink coffee and count it as water.
    I would eat M&Ms and call it a cleanse.
    I would not rack my weights, but would hire Valerie van der Graaf to do it for me.

    I could go on ... but this is make believe after all.

    sadly my ex decided bitcoins were a great investment. Yeah....can we talk about the thousands lost.

    With a million I'd pay off my debt and put the rest into some sort of savings.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    edited February 2015
    For $1,000,000 I could buy this house in Coral Gables, FL...
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    Or this lovely home in Great Neck, NY
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    Or this fine property in Menlo Park, CA
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    Perfectly nice houses in desirable neighborhoods, but perhaps not quite "lifestyles of the rich and famous"...$1,000,000 doesn't get you a mansion in suburban Miami, New York, or San Francisco...and let's not forget there are taxes to pay.
  • pmm3437
    pmm3437 Posts: 529 Member
    1) Put half in an offshore account the Feds cant get to.
    2) Take the other half and sit outside the IRS building in DC and burn it, $1 at a time.
    3) Write an editorial in the WSJ stating I used it more efficiently than our government.
    4) Expat to a cottage on beachfront property.
  • fitbybaby
    fitbybaby Posts: 20 Member
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    Or for $925,000 you can get this where I live
  • kiousd
    kiousd Posts: 917 Member
    shellma00 wrote: »
    Build a new house exactly how I want it. Then buy my husband an all original 1969 Charger (Dukes of Hazzard car, his dream car). Then invest in my childrens college education, my son wants to play for Alabama Crimson Tide.. that school is pricey. After that.. probably put it in savings.

    he sounds like a lucky guy. but does he get to live in the new house too? lol
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    Be a playboy till I died an early death
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    $1 million won't get me far in the real estate market of NYC, but I could afford a bigger apartment and I'd go to a bunch of conferences I've been wanting to attend.
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