We broke up because...
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He couldn't make up his mind. He was like "should I stay or should I go"0
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His candy didn't like my blossom
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i took too long too please her0
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he was too much of a bad boy for me.0
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LovingLifeInCalifornia wrote: »he was too much of a bad boy for me.
I doubt that, bring it lol0 -
I called her nice legs "sexy"0
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Was obsessed with my feet0
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Kept wanting foot rubs and wouldn't wash his feet first! : P0
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She wouldn't touch me unless I washed first0
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liked to show me her nose hair...eww!0
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he kept the nose hairs of his ex in a special box. wth?!0
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accidentally got my dad's name tattooed on her a$s0
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forgot my name0
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Was to traumatized by his ex
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keep hogging all of the blankets after we were done
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Pushed me in the lake that day!0
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Had to muffle your snores babe!
Oh he snored too much0 -
was always constipated thx to her low carb diet0
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Bwah ha ha...thx *kitten*!
Would steal my meat off my plate when not looking!0 -
She wouldn't break it off with @aesthetikk0
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Caught me with aesthetikk one too many times
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she liked it more when sojo was watching us0
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ran off with @aesthetikk0
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Couldn't handle my sexual high of exhibition0
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Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Had to muffle your snores babe!
Oh he snored too much
ya i tend to snore after a "hard" workout..lol0 -
Thought he was a golfer, just liked to pose 0
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She liked playing with other guys balls <golf balls that is, get your mind out of the gutter!>
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Lil_Northern_Light wrote: »Thought he was a golfer, just liked to pose
she wouldn't wash my balls....golf balls that is..lol0 -
refused to be my sugar daddy0
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Was too young to be my sugar daddy0
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