We broke up because...

Stoshew71

She ran away from MFP. But she came back. :-)

Ria_StayingFit

He kept running away from me

Spnneil06

I told her I was married to someone else and she got angry!

Ria_StayingFit

Because she was also married to me!!

Spnneil06

She didn't agree with a multiple marriage, I like variety. I told her she could be the kept housewife and that wasn't good enough for her.

4ever420

She never told me I could be a kept housewife

strozman

couldn't keep the house

4ever420

wouldn't hire a maid

Ria_StayingFit

Wouldn't let me hire house services.

Ria_StayingFit

4ever420 wrote: »

wouldn't hire a maid

We thought too much alike. Kept butting heads.

kjm3579

She kept butting my head, it's hard to sleep like that.

Go_Mizzou99

She wouldn't let me call it a plural marriage - she liked saying "multiple" to much

Ria_StayingFit

He complained about the littlest things.

Noelv1976

She a "Dude, where's my car?" tattoo on her shoulders, she was a huge Kutcher fan!

Ria_StayingFit

What do you mean WAS I totally still am Dude.

livvi2691

He didn't like Ashton Kutcher and wouldn't watch the butterfly effect with me

Ria_StayingFit

She was way cooler than me and I was intimidated by her.

Go_Mizzou99

Called everyone "Dude" - and there is only one "Dude" - Jeff Bridges in THE BIG LEBOWSKI

aesthetikk

She liked ashton kutcher

livvi2691

He always talked about stuff from 'before my time'

fitbit8

Wouldn't let me wear the hat!

RunTimer

two words..dancing pecs

Noelv1976

Two words: Selfie nude-pix.

KrysKiss87

He was jealous of my super fly Ninja skills.

livvi2691

She wouldn't teach me ninja skills

Ria_StayingFit

She wouldn't show me what was under the hat.

kjm3579

She was always worried about what I was wearing.

Spnneil06

He was always naked!

livvi2691

She didn't wouldn't let me be naked in my own house

Spnneil06

I didn't mind her being naked and her house but my grandpa has a heart condition and she wouldn't get dressed even when he came over!