We broke up because...
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Wouldn't let me squeeze his @rse - he'd been hurt before...0
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She was now squeezing other men's @rses but not mine, still
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caught him spankin his own @rse while admiring it in the mirror0
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He didn't need me to squeeze his @rse..0
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but I sure needed her to!0
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He expected me to squeeze his @rse 24/7, I have to sleep sometimes!0
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she got upset when i squeezed all her humps ;p0
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@MrsBoo I'm not really interested in breaking up with her... I came to sweep her off her feet and take her home with me!0
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He wanted a woman who would only squeeze his @rse.
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her feet were always cold0
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he got pissed off with my erratic nature0
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she was always off swimming0
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He was far too outdoor-sy0
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she kept me locked in her room0
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He sends me baited text messages and it hurt my feelings!0
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She had too many people crushing on her and I just couldn't compete.
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We were both still crushing on her ex0
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whos the ex?0
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asked too many questions0
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Came home smelling like cheap perfume0
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She thought my perfume was cheap
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she would spit in my face everytime she was angry0
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She got her perfume from the dollar store and she practically bathed in it0
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She kept hiding my soap at bathtime0
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Wouldn't take her hat off0
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came home smelling of ky jelly0
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