We broke up because...

Salty_Sauce

She wouldn't take the bikini off

blossomholly

He wanted me to join a nudist colony with him!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She wouldn't go to the nude beach with me!

the_chiha

She never asked me to go places with her

blossomholly

I was constantly having to "prove" she was special to me!

slimgirljo15

Way to young and beautiful...for me

the_chiha

I couldn't keep up with her

Darkhawk1969

wouldn't show her face?

Misshodge64

Washed my clothes in Tide detergent

slimgirljo15

Nope ..we didnt...never happened...we are HAPPY damn it....

SwitzEngine

She told me that she was single but she never broke up with @Misshodge64‌

slimgirljo15

I told him I had enough love for more than one...he didnt believe me ..

aesthetikk

Her tears were huge..freaked me out everytime she cried

zipitzippy

He had more tattoos than me

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zipitzippy

He seemed to be getting enough attention from everybody else...

SojournerThirteen

She was always paying attention to everyone else

aesthetikk

Never used sunscreen

MrsBooBear

He was sent to jail

47Jacqueline

They didn't have conjugal visits for s.o.

SojournerThirteen

She was already pregnant with someone else's baby

blossomholly

he didn't believe in immaculate conception

SojournerThirteen

She was 2,000 years too late!

siport

wouldnt let me build sand castle at the beach, all he wanted to do was pose for more mfp photos

blossomholly

I gave him bruises I squeezed that A$S so hard!

SojournerThirteen

I wanted her to squeez my A*$ like that butt she wouldn't

MrsBooBear

He called me Holly while I was squeezing his @rse!

blossomholly

I would never dump you @mrsboobear you must have broke up with me

SojournerThirteen

LMAO <pun intended>

She squeezed my @rse better than anyone had but she knew I liked it and refused to do it

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