We broke up because...

Noelv1976

Loves saying bro. Even at my great cousin from my third uncle's funeral, she be like "Bro, sorry for your loss bro."

MrsBooBear

Kept his sunglasses on in bed.

Spnneil06

Wouldn't ever let me wear my glasses, I couldn't see.

MrsBooBear

I couldn't bear her finding out what I actually looked like.

Ria_StayingFit

She never showed me her true self.

siport

wouldnt join me in the shower for fun times

Feelgood97

She was burning the food

Spnneil06

He was so picky about his food, what is a little charcoal?

Ria_StayingFit

She called burnt to a crisp "a little well done"

Tantaluss

She was freakin crazy and ruined my life!!

Ria_StayingFit

He was sooooo ever dramatic

siport

she got all annoyed when i used her toothbrush to clean the sink

kjm3579

Our love life was like a soap opera.

Noelv1976

Based our whole relationship from Days of Our Lives!

AlgoRhythmik

Didn't like my favorite show

siport

thought walking dead was a Reality Show

4ever420

hardly ever bathed

Spnneil06

Couldn't bathe because she would follow and take pictures of me then post them on fb for everyone to see.

burnskeena

He liked butts

Reefboy1980

I was an idiot

Fvaisey

He's an idiot!

siport

he was an idiot ;p

Ria_StayingFit

He thought I was a man

livvi2691

I thought she was a man

tinamarie0604

She stole my red skirt

Mr_Dumas

She didn't have the red skirt I gave her

Ria_StayingFit

He would dress me in his ex clothes

Go_Mizzou99

She did not like hockey

strozman

he liked mizzou

Ria_StayingFit

He gave away all my underwear.