Let's start a story.... add 5 words

Survive horrific circumstances; most perish.

situations involving fires or drownings.

But, with manly bits intact,

all the hot women watching.

packed lunchbox complete with various

Then the words "manly bits" were banned from the story.

Overrepetitiousness signifies a lack of

which calls for much wine

Puked all over the sofa

Then danced till their legs