We broke up because...

SwitzEngine · February 2015

Your daddy is my best friend

Yogagirl2195 · February 2015

SwitzEngine wrote: »

Your daddy is my best friend

My dad seems a lot older than you haha

mamameaof2kiddos · February 2015

cause she always sleep late

livvi2691 · February 2015

We had too many kids between us and they kept fighting

IllBeBack1Day · February 2015

He left me hanging at the gym while he was supposed to spot me on bench press. 40 lbs ain't light you know ,smh!

aesthetikk · February 2015

He had terrible form in all compound lifts

makelarmr · February 2015

Always forgot his safe word

SojournerThirteen · February 2015

He was always letting the dog get in my face

blossomholly · February 2015

He didn't like slobbery blossom kisses!

makelarmr · February 2015

SojournerThirteen wrote: »

He was always letting the dog get in my face

100% not a guy lol but that's defiantly something I would let happen

aesthetikk · February 2015

Wouldnt let me cuddle with blossom

livvi2691 · February 2015

Always wore a mask and wouldn't let me see his face

kjm3579 · February 2015

Made me wear a mask all the time, I think she was disgusted by my charming looks.

haloandhorns69 · February 2015

Stole my tractor

4ever420 · February 2015

Drove everywhere in that tractor

kjm3579 · February 2015

Whenever we had whoopie it had to be on the tractor

bggghmnr · February 2015

You complained too much about my whoopie-related needs.

aesthetikk · February 2015

She was insatiable.

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