We broke up because...
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I was always excited to see her with the gloves on. She didn't need them for what I thought. Turns out, she was just a germaphobe0
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Kept hiding my chocolate.0
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He didn't like the full body condoms I made him wear0
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Kept poking holes in the condoms0
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I was poking holes in the condoms to find out which of my friends was going to end up pregnant, congratulations daddy on your five new arrivals!0
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she wanted me to get recircumsized0
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I wasn't even talking to him, i was talking to my uncircumsized side guy on the phone while he was in the shower, i didn't make you schedule the appointment!!0
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Kept talking to his alter-ego while looking at a mirror0
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Wouldn't let me stroke his ....beard.
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she wasn't talking about the one on his face!0
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lied about not having a gag reflex0
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forgot to mention the prosthetic penis...0
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Said I was too fake for his liking.0
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She denied my FR!0
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He's thinking of the wrong girl and he never FR me. Totally a playa!0
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she can't even recall my FR... muchless lastnight! 0 -
sent me a fr without a message0
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Wouldn't let me have friends0
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she ended all her sentences with aaaaa0
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Her friends were bad influences, and that is coming from ME!0
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Still recovering...0
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We had the same friends she just didn't like sharing!!0
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He was a recovering addict of glue. I needed glue in the house for arts and crafts.0
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They didn't own shirts with sleeves, plus being 67 years older than me didn't help.0
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I didn't smile enough0
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He lost the "who can scowl the longest" competition.0
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She once try to compete to see who can stuff an eggplant all the way in the mouth. Made me feel so small 0
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I found him with her playing around with an eggplant.0
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He prefers courgettes to eggplants0
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Her vegetable fetish kept her from the meat0
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