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We broke up because...
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Kept doing "things" to pictures of women0
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he kept taking my razors so that we could compete in the beardathon 0_o0
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she didn't like sharing0
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She tried to grow more leg hair than me0
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He called me a Sasquatch!0
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She expected me to wax every last zone ..
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she waxed every last zone 0_o0
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made me get a brazilian wax0
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couldn't handle pain very well0
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He wacked a Brazilian!0
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was always skipping me!0
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She couldn't skip stones0
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I killed his fish by skipping stones.0
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He hates my kids0
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Got mad at me for not taking care of her imaginary kids!0
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had no imagination whatsoever0
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Too many imaginary kids.0
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she was in to imaginary kids0
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Nuh uh Fred and Ernie do exist and we all live on Sesame Street.0
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hated all kids, imaginary or not.0
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refused to put both her legs behind her head0
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She overlooked Oscar
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The lights were always out.0
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She did things to Big Bird's nose 0
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she was a grouch like oscar0
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Did not he isn't my kid! We was my secret lover. I love me an unpleasant complainer of a monster.
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too complicated.0
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I was out of my league..*sigh*0
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she was too pretty for me
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She was out of her own league and how can I compete with that?0
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