We broke up because...
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refused to put both her legs behind her head0
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She overlooked Oscar
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The lights were always out.0
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She did things to Big Bird's nose
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she was a grouch like oscar0
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Did not he isn't my kid! We was my secret lover. I love me an unpleasant complainer of a monster.
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too complicated.0
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I was out of my league..*sigh*0
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she was too pretty for me
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She was out of her own league and how can I compete with that?0
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she thought she wasn't pretty, but she didn't knew how pretty she was.0
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said she would rather put out a fire with her face than makeout with me0
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kept taking my suspenders 0_o0
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too possessive about suspenders.0
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Kept stealing my clothes!0
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We fought over hair straighteners0
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she said I stretched her clothes out 0
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she stretched my clothes0
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Her boobs were bigger than mine so she did stretch my tops out!0
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