Intimacy Workout??

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  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    kr1stadee wrote: »
    This thread makes it tough not to crack up at work. LOL I love it!

    Which is why I love that I can crack up at work lol.
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    jnv7594 wrote: »
    I thought you could log it? Maybe not anymore. There was a post about this same subject not long ago. And just an added note, someone brought to my attention that semen is listed in the database as a food, as it does have nutritional value. Just FYI...lol. So depending on what happens during your, um...intimate moment, you may be taking some of those calories burned back in. It would be very minimal calories but still. Talk about a mood killer though. My question was okay how would you weigh it accurately? I don't even want to know. :p

    I think i love you!

    Never looked but i am so amused and happy you told me about that!!
    brewingPHX wrote: »
    But what if I'm having a wicked crazy solo time switching off hands going crazy fast (careful, gotta watch the chaffing)? Can I count that as cardio?

    You have a very very good point i think! The think elphie754 answered that... ;)

    On a side note...This thread has made me giggle so much!!! Thanks for the lols, you wonderful bunch!
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!

    This is almost as good as the new scientist article about sperm making women happy!!! It was a happy day when i stumbled across that edition at work...i laughed so much i think a bit of pee escaped!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Normal daily activities shouldn't be logged.

    I wish.

  • PurpleYFronts
    PurpleYFronts Posts: 344 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!
    You're a scientist, should you not do some fieldwork and several experiments?
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    Possibly but i think i would need a large team as would imagine emissions would vary from man to man...also vary due to stocking up or not...other variables also...i imagine it would be a rather long study which would need funding...
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!
    You're a scientist, should you not do some fieldwork and several experiments?

    Oh dear!! Lol
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Normal daily activities shouldn't be logged.

    I wish.

    Me too...my man lives 50 miles away n we both work full time...he does shifts....so I'd not count it as a normal daily activity as normally i aint getting any daily. Oh woe! :'(
  • healthygal95
    healthygal95 Posts: 23 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!

    This is almost as good as the new scientist article about sperm making women happy!!! It was a happy day when i stumbled across that edition at work...i laughed so much i think a bit of pee escaped!

    Well, according to the diary one load (no, I didn't actually log it, but I didn't believe it was on here so I had to look it up) is either 3/4 tsp or 3.4 ml. Two users have confirmed it. Had no clue it had potassium in it!
  • ditsyblond17
    ditsyblond17 Posts: 155 Member
    Ewww. Oh my god. This is the best thing I've read all week.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    this has been brought up a bunch, unless you do some very athletic moves intimacy doesn't really burn enough calories to be worth logging

    so I can't log the reverse dragon….?

    You could certainly count the cardio from running away from her after that move...
  • 1JoshG
    1JoshG Posts: 120 Member
    Ewww. Oh my god. This is the best thing I've read all week.

    Ditto! Lol
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!

    This is almost as good as the new scientist article about sperm making women happy!!! It was a happy day when i stumbled across that edition at work...i laughed so much i think a bit of pee escaped!

    Well, according to the diary one load (no, I didn't actually log it, but I didn't believe it was on here so I had to look it up) is either 3/4 tsp or 3.4 ml. Two users have confirmed it. Had no clue it had potassium in it!

    Potassium, great for cramp relief after those hard-riding sessions...
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    Are ya all talking about sex? If so, logging is a tell all because you're not supposed to log daily activity. :D
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    SLLRunner wrote: »
    Are ya all talking about sex? If so, logging is a tell all because you're not supposed to log daily activity. :D

    If its a daily activity for you you're bloody lucky. Cuz its sure as hell not for me!!



  • jamiep926
    jamiep926 Posts: 85 Member
    To all wondering how to log steamy activity, I envy you. Lol when you're in relationship for over 11 years, there's certainly no action. At least not in our house hold. Hahahahahahaha dang!! At least no worries for me how to log such activity.
  • bunnywestley81
    bunnywestley81 Posts: 178 Member
    Its my main source of weekend exercise and now I'm being told I'm not meant to log it!! :'(

    And if anyone suggests going for a jog instead...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Its my main source of weekend exercise and now I'm being told I'm not meant to log it!! :'(

    And if anyone suggests going for a jog instead...

    I vote for both. At the same time.

  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    God. Now, as a scientist, i am pondering how one might weigh sperm with accuracy!!

    This is almost as good as the new scientist article about sperm making women happy!!! It was a happy day when i stumbled across that edition at work...i laughed so much i think a bit of pee escaped!

    Well, according to the diary one load (no, I didn't actually log it, but I didn't believe it was on here so I had to look it up) is either 3/4 tsp or 3.4 ml. Two users have confirmed it. Had no clue it had potassium in it!

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  • LiquidSparkle86
    LiquidSparkle86 Posts: 736 Member
    jamiep926 wrote: »
    To all wondering how to log steamy activity, I envy you. Lol when you're in relationship for over 11 years, there's certainly no action. At least not in our house hold. Hahahahahahaha dang!! At least no worries for me how to log such activity.

    Thats kinda sad! Maybe you need to spice it up a little?!? 2 kids and 12 yrs into my ralationship/marriage and things are never better! I dont buy that doig it counts as a workout though... Maybe an intense warm up???? I never bouth the whole "doing the dirty is like running 7 miles". I still weight lift or run regarldess :0)
  • PurpleYFronts
    PurpleYFronts Posts: 344 Member
    jamiep926 wrote: »
    To all wondering how to log steamy activity, I envy you. Lol when you're in relationship for over 11 years, there's certainly no action. At least not in our house hold. Hahahahahahaha dang!! At least no worries for me how to log such activity.

    Thats kinda sad! Maybe you need to spice it up a little?!? 2 kids and 12 yrs into my ralationship/marriage and things are never better! I dont buy that doig it counts as a workout though... Maybe an intense warm up???? I never bouth the whole "doing the dirty is like running 7 miles". I still weight lift or run regarldess :0)

    I think you are an inspiration to us all :D
  • shrinkingtina
    shrinkingtina Posts: 686 Member
    I know I'm logging it with my fitbit now. Both solo play and bedroom with the husband. My fitbit Charge has an option to hold the button for 3 secs and it starts a timer and logs those calories burned during the timed period differently then normal calories. So excuse me for a moment, need to put an experiment to test.
  • shrinkingtina
    shrinkingtina Posts: 686 Member
    brewingPHX wrote: »
    But what if I'm having a wicked crazy solo time switching off hands going crazy fast (careful, gotta watch the chaffing)? Can I count that as cardio?

    Hell yes! I'm logging my solo workout.
  • PurpleYFronts
    PurpleYFronts Posts: 344 Member
    >:)
  • SaintGiff
    SaintGiff Posts: 3,679 Member
    I feel like this thread is a ruse designed solely to illicit a ban-worthy comment from me.
  • Markdjones83
    Markdjones83 Posts: 852 Member
    brewingPHX wrote: »
    But what if I'm having a wicked crazy solo time switching off hands going crazy fast (careful, gotta watch the chaffing)? Can I count that as cardio?

    Hell yes! I'm logging my solo workout.

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  • NextPage
    NextPage Posts: 609 Member
    Of course, it would be kind of sad if you estimate 500 calories and your fitbit adjusts intimate activity down to 1 calorie ;) for you.
  • AshC1023
    AshC1023 Posts: 109
    this has been brought up a bunch, unless you do some very athletic moves intimacy doesn't really burn enough calories to be worth logging
    So, what you're saying is bedroom acrobatics do count? Sweeeeeet!
  • MeganFlanagan16
    MeganFlanagan16 Posts: 136 Member
    I was literally asking myself the same question. My bf and I have so much... Intimacy time haha. I wish I could add it to my dailt cardio!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    brewingPHX wrote: »
    But what if I'm having a wicked crazy solo time switching off hands going crazy fast (careful, gotta watch the chaffing)? Can I count that as cardio?

    Wouldn't that require two activity trackers (one for each wrists)?