Worst Pick Up Lines..

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  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,174 Member
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    ....and, you're welcome, to one of the dudes on this thread who will use this someday.... :)
  • marielm87
    marielm87 Posts: 29 Member
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    I've seen you before. Bc I can't forget those boobs


    I was speechless.
  • Captain_Wobbles
    Captain_Wobbles Posts: 240 Member
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    Tinder lines too strong. Saving this puppy for my birthday this month. I'm trying to get slapped around by a fiesty one. "I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avacado" or if that fails go with the Johnny bravo "Hey foxy mama, you smell kinda pretty. wanna smell smell me? Heh-hah-hurr *flex like a mad man*
    Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
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    (A long time ago) a friend if mine approached a girl at a loud bar and said "would you like to dance?" She made the most disgusted face and said no, to which he replied "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."
  • shrinkingtina
    shrinkingtina Posts: 686 Member
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    Not even kidding, I just received a message from a MFP member saying, "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world.
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
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    How much will a 20 get me?
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,174 Member
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    congratulations...you've just lowered your standards
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    justinegibbons wrote: »
    what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

    Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol

    That didn't work? Back to the drawing board.

  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
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    I was 14 and my friends dad asked me if I wanted to fold his underwear...he was the creepiest of all creeps. *shudder*
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
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    oh, he was just being friendly?
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,325 Member
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    borst14 wrote: »
    oh, he was just being friendly?

    oo god no. that is beyond creepy

  • tziol
    tziol Posts: 206 Member
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    do you like yoga? If you do then Yoganna love me!

    how much did you pay for those pants? you could get them 100% off at my place.
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    @tziol the yoga one was is really sad lol
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    "id like to die while inside you"

    "id drag my balls through broken glass just to smell your fart"
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
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    Hey you got sexy legs, what time do they open?
  • tziol
    tziol Posts: 206 Member
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    @justinegibbons‌ but it made you laugh hahah

    this one is very sad:

    excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • mikeshockley
    mikeshockley Posts: 684 Member
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    You look Dutch...do you have any German in you?

    No? Want some?


    I've never actually used this, but I find it funny...

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