Worst Pick Up Lines..

justinegibbons
justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
edited November 13 in Chit-Chat
what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    "You look like you need a bra. I mean, can my hands lend you some support??"
  • danielabe1985
    danielabe1985 Posts: 1,582 Member
    hahaha oh god

    I have never had any used on me, the one and only time I used one went like this
    Do you know what 5+5 is?? you should cause your a 10

    it didnt work lol
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  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
    Fancy seeing you here Mr Death ;)
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  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
    The arms and the mouth gave it away.... nice try
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  • carolinagirl543
    carolinagirl543 Posts: 1,959 Member
    Pretty much..and I'm smart
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  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    Don't I know you from somewhere
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  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Is that your car? It wasn't and I almost did....damn conscience of mine.
  • nesian_twin
    nesian_twin Posts: 198
    "I got a lump in my pants"

    The worst ever and I have never forgotten lol
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  • ashleycde
    ashleycde Posts: 622 Member
    Them: "Hi"

    Me: "Hello"

    Them: "So can I have your number?"

    This, always. From random men who come up to me on the street. You'd think there'd be more of a conversation in between, but nope, never.
  • barry1992
    barry1992 Posts: 692 Member
    So, can I have your number ?
  • charlesbuckler
    charlesbuckler Posts: 54
    Nice shoes. Wanna *kitten*?
  • chloeelizabethm
    chloeelizabethm Posts: 184 Member
    Have you got any Welsh in you? Would you like some?

  • LiquidSparkle86
    LiquidSparkle86 Posts: 736 Member
    I bent over to pick something up and got "hey since-u-is". I say, "since I is what?!?" "He replies, "since-u-is down there" *wink*
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    not that I've used it, but, checking the tag on a lady's sweater or top and saying: "Excuse me, I just wanted to see if this was made in heaven". Ugh....
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    ....and, you're welcome, to one of the dudes on this thread who will use this someday.... :)
  • marielm87
    marielm87 Posts: 29 Member
    I've seen you before. Bc I can't forget those boobs


    I was speechless.
  • Captain_Wobbles
    Captain_Wobbles Posts: 240 Member
    Tinder lines too strong. Saving this puppy for my birthday this month. I'm trying to get slapped around by a fiesty one. "I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avacado" or if that fails go with the Johnny bravo "Hey foxy mama, you smell kinda pretty. wanna smell smell me? Heh-hah-hurr *flex like a mad man*
    Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?"
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    (A long time ago) a friend if mine approached a girl at a loud bar and said "would you like to dance?" She made the most disgusted face and said no, to which he replied "I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants."
  • shrinkingtina
    shrinkingtina Posts: 686 Member
    Not even kidding, I just received a message from a MFP member saying, "Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later."
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    Are those space pants? Because your *kitten* is out of this world.
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    How much will a 20 get me?
  • RJ0274
    RJ0274 Posts: 4,173 Member
    congratulations...you've just lowered your standards
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    justinegibbons wrote: »
    what's the worst pick up line you've ever gotten?

    Mine is I was standing at a bar trying to cheer up my friend who'd be dumped by her boyfriend and some random guy came over and said "I'm horny, you're cute.. You can call me daddy" lol

    That didn't work? Back to the drawing board.

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