We broke up because...
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Her mom was hot0
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@spinneil06 she was more worried about what I was looking at then what I was doing0
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he was really shy about his face0
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Was always hatin' on Hello Kitty0
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He didn't let me rub his ears....0
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she had ear fetish.0
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You never wanted to rub my ears0
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You took my shoes and threw them in the pool0
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He didn't like to swim- even without shoes0
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She wanted me to wear shoes all the time...ALL THE TIME0
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He has something against shoes- and I am all about stilettos
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Never did like it when I made the light saber "swoosh" sound when I went to the bathroom. Said I was too childish.0
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he wore his sunglasses everywhere!0
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He always wanted me to play with his light saber instead of his "light saber"....0
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She didn't understand my codes for things0
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He always spoke in code... ALWAYS0
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The chicken has roosted the pancake hat0
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I wrote my code down for her because I thought the government was listening, she threw it away!0
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Wrapped her house in foil and wore a space blanket to "keep out the signals"0
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Didn't like my decorating taste!0
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she decorated everything...0
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She licked everything0
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Never understood my affection towards animal crackers.0
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I'm allergic to cats0
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She hates the kitty!0
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She was paranoid I would leave her on a sidewalk somewhere0
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im a comitophobe0
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she underestimated my sanity 0_o
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she wasn't insane enough for me.0
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He was very demanding. Always asking for bacon of all things...0
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