We broke up because...
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she got jealous of my imaginary friend Bob0
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Found out her "imaginary" friends were real and were coming over for lovin' while I was out0
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yep got busted bobbing down on bob0
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She bobbed for bob but not for me0
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I thought he meant apple bobbling, I was shocked when he took me into the bedroom!0
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found him motorboating the fat homeless guy down the street0
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He ignored my very existence!0
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We always had communication issues0
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She would talk all the time and I was expected to listen without comment.0
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She never washed her hands after using the bathroom and would dip her fingers into my PB jar0
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She had 100 bottles of PB but wouldn't share one!!0
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She wouldn't let me lick the PB off of her0
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He wanted to put PB on me.0
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PB was the name of her dog0
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He hated animals! His ex made him do kinky things with them.0
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we are not breaking up!
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If we broke up I'm very sorry, I must have been temporarily insane!!0
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Tried to lend me out to his friends0
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He kept showing up and putting the moves on my women0
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he gave his other women more moves than I got
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He thought I was his women, it was totally just a ONS and he wouldn't leave me alone after that!0
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she always got me confused with a man she dated
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Sadly I cheated on her too much and she found out! I'm sorry!0
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She refused to take me home0
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I was the one she cheated with and when it fell apart with her GF she got nasty.0
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I got dumped for the person posting below me 0
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i couldnt stop staring at her beautiful lips!0
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He had a staring problem, in some states called reckless eye balling0
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he has more hair than me and i was jeleous!0
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He wanted me to get a tattoo but I was too scared0
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