We broke up because...
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            ate too many bananas0
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            I have a banana sensitivity0
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            I love bananas, she did not.0
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            wouldn't eat bacon0
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            Cuz I liked sausage way too much0
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            Wasn't open to other breakfast meats0
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            she couldn't handle my sausage0
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            she only wanted me for my computer skills0
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            Yummmmm sausage and bananas!!!!! Didnt like my banana pic0
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            He kept breaking the computer0
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            she spent too much time on computer0
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            kept putting bacon in my pastry0
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            she laughed at my workout names.0
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            He had weird workout names0
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            He had silly names for exercises...among other things0
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            didn't like my creative work out names0
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            Wanted to do a work out video with his silly names                        0 with his silly names                        0
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            He talked to his weights, stroked his weights, the last straw was when he slept with them0
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            I found out I was just her duff 0 0
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            she cried for some girl0
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            He cried....a lot.0
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            i never cried, she lied0
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            Found out she wasn't a beer0
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            seemed shady0
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            He dumped me cause I wasn't fermented0
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            liked shady guys0
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            He dumped me. I'm broken hearted0
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            She thought i dumped her0
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            He was a playa0
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            Her man loved me0
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