We broke up because...
Replies
-
too many shirtless selfies0
-
She would never let me go topless!0
-
Not enough shirtless selfies0
-
Didn't appreciate shoeless selfies0
-
Didnt like my shoes!0
-
Wouldn't share her shoes0
-
Never would return them!0
-
Her socks made her taller than me in those shoes0
-
He was really short!0
-
Didn't approve of my long hair!0
-
Had prettier hair than me!0
-
her emerald eyes were too intense0
-
Difference in styles0
-
licked my tatts so much they started to come off0
-
Threw out my bananas0
-
Hahaha
Sweet thang0 -
My banana was TOO ripe.0
-
Wouldn't let me taste his banana0
-
Her *kitten* was bananas! B A N A N A S;)0
-
He was obsessed with bananas0
-
She didn't like bananas0
-
Nope never happened...didnt break up.....if you repeat that a few times I will untie you
0 -
I found a dozen men tied in the basement one day when she forgot to padlock it again. Was mad she wants t sharing them.0
-
Wasn't0
-
I will be dammed if I know why?0
-
We didn't it was just a bad dream.
0 -
thank God!!!0
-
I couldnt trust him0
-
She had trust issues0
-
Oy because she emptied my bank account and life savings before taking off with her yoga instructor.0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions