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We broke up because...
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She didnt leave any food for me0
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socks in bed?...yea its over0
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She was repulsed by my nipples and made me cover them up0
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He covered his nipples0
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she wouldnt let me borrow her pretty dresses0
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She never dressed up0
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No shirt and a bow tie is not dressed up0
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She didn't see the sock0
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Kept using one liners from movies when we would argued0
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"(S)He doesn't even go here!!"0
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she tried to make fetch happen0
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She had a 11th toe and wanted me to kiss it all the time0
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He didn't like bagels0
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she didn't keep in touch0
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he hogged the bed0
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wouldn't cook bacon naked.0
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Omg the bacon...always bacon.0
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He thought I was jealous. I wasn't0
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she hated the B word, bacon!!!0
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he called me bacon when we were in the throes of passion...I don't think it was a term of endearMent....he really likes bacon0
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it was fair trade, i gave her sausage for bacon0
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I was compelled to bite his sausage....not a good move...believe Me0
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she couldn't handle the thick sausage.0
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He thought I was too angelic
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I was tok devilish0
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She didn't make enough devil eggs0
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she broke all the eggs0
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