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  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
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    He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me :#
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    OUCH!!!
    You are a brute!

    Because she was cruel to me!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    She thought my eye lashes were way too prettier than hers and tried to pluck them out, but I wouldn't let her! No one messes with my eye lashes!
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited February 2015
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    Shot Blocked!

    @blossomholly
    blossomholly wrote: »
    He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me :#

    This would probably be the death of me... cuz I'm like a carpet! lolol
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    blossomholly wrote: »
    He wouldn't let me shave his chest hair so instead I tied him to the bed and plucked them out one by one! Apparently that was too much and the fu@ker dumped me :#

    No lie, this would turn me on
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    moijo705 wrote: »
    ^^^^need I say more! Lol

    yes you do! lol
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    He liked his car more than me
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    Hey... We haven't even dated yet!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    He didn't remember that month we dated!
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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    Becka4prez wrote: »
    He didn't remember that month we dated!

    She obliviated me one too many times.
  • nick35745
    nick35745 Posts: 45 Member
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    He used too many big words that I couldn't understand
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Whenever I said something he didn't want to hear, he pretended not to understand.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
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    We had communication issues
  • ejdutton
    ejdutton Posts: 329 Member
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    She was Hotter than me and I couldn't handle it.
  • nick35745
    nick35745 Posts: 45 Member
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    She had self esteem issues
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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    He had too much self-esteem.
  • nick35745
    nick35745 Posts: 45 Member
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    His character t-shirts were better than mine and he wouldn't share
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,733 Member
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    He shot me. Not by accident, during wabbit season.
  • nick35745
    nick35745 Posts: 45 Member
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    She wore a fur coat during rabbit season, I got confused

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