We broke up because...

Yogi_warrior

Alisontheice wrote: »

He wasn't my dream.man
(and ya I am super nosey)

Lived in the dreams, didn't accept me for what i was, rather it was how i should be like some dream man.

Alisontheice

Talked in circles and hurt my head

FemaleWarriorxo

never talked she only screamed

Meeshell91

She told me to click it or ticket

Alisontheice

Always spoke in rhymes

Yogi_warrior

didn't like me singing.

Alisontheice

If he sang in tune fine but he didn't. It hurt my heart

Yogi_warrior

i sang only in shower but she didn't like even that

Alisontheice

He used up all the hot water signing his arias. pavarotti he wasn't

Yogi_warrior

used all the hot water taking multiple showers a day.

Alisontheice

Kept getting "massages" ya sure buddy

Alisontheice

Kept getting "massages"...Um suuuure

Alisontheice

Kept getting "massages"...Um suuuure

Alisontheice

Wow I really liked that answer

Yogi_warrior

lol. she kept talking to herself about my massages.

Alisontheice

He laughed at my.confusion

Yogi_warrior

i was trying to help. she misunderstood me.

SojournerThirteen

He needs to work on his self-marketing skills

elephant2mouse

He was too conceited. He also didn't like my kittens.

SojournerThirteen

She didn't like that I ate cat meat... I LOVED her kittens MUHAhahahahah

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elephant2mouse

SojournerThirteen

She wouldn't let me buy any more cats

FelonE1

Had too many cats

elephant2mouse

He wouldn't eat sushi with me... And asked the restaurant if they had any cat.... Needless to say we got kicked out.


@FelonE1‌ His dog ate my cat!

FelonE1

She was too pretty

SojournerThirteen

He had bacon breath!

krzysztof1986

He got bacon breath from his last boyfriend:D

FelonE1

Who got it from you

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