We broke up because...
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she said she would stop peeing on our Chrysanthemum plant in the bedroom but didnt0
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Didn't know a chyrsanthium from a geranium....0
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I am allergic to geraniums0
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Geraniums or Pelagorniums?0
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Probably both! LOL (not really)0
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Needed a lesson in botany lol!0
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liked to show off a lot
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He had way too many personalities
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Liked him to display his muscles too much and I wore him out0
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He couldn't deal with me knowing stuff.. 0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »Needed a lesson in botany lol!
She thought life was about botany snd everything else was secondary... Including me lolol0 -
she forgot which side it curved towards0
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He couldn't accomodate my erratic needs.0
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She confused erratic with erotic! ;p0
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I didn't, she just didn't appreciate the fact that I liked erratic erotica!0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »I didn't, she just didn't appreciate the fact that I liked erratic erotica!
PMSL!
They couldn't wrap their libidos around the fact they liked that I'm neurotic, erratic, and erotic.0 -
I never knew what he meant when he'd use letters such as PMSL!0
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She couldn't understand that PMSL meant P1ssing Myself Laughing!0
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She made fun of me because I was too old to know all the kid's new lingo!
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She refused to keep up with the times0
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SojournerThirteen wrote: »She refused to keep up with the times
He was always getting on to me about wearing a watch. Who cares what time it is!!0 -
She was always late0
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Couldn't unwrap her own lolly pops0
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I wanted to0
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he was too indifferent
hey theyre difficult to unwrap, it took me 10 minutes to unwrap one yesterdayslimgirljo15 wrote: »Couldn't unwrap her own lolly pops
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She was a female0
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i never saw her face0
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I kept drooling on his abs0
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i wasnt enough for her..she wanted more0
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Aww is that what you thought sweetheart. ..thats not true.....lets try again..lets not break upaesthetikk wrote: »i wasnt enough for her..she wanted more
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