We broke up because...

Karley_Chochard

pipsqueak1990 wrote: »

mean girls didnt break up!!!

Alisontheice

I don't think I'm allowed to break up

LiftingRiot

She was clingy

SkinnyCat39

She didn't like my clingy underwear.

47Jacqueline

He wasn't demonstrative enough

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Kept gluing underwear to her booty

SkinnyCat39

Didn't like the taste of the organic glue!

CharleePear

Was secretly a cat lady, not actually just a skinny cat

SkinnyCat39

I Meow-ed Too Much

Alisontheice

Wanted to be kept in a crate....weird

LiftingRiot

She was a cat collector. In lots of crates

Alisontheice

He thought my collections were weird

LiftingRiot

She was a hoarder. But she called it collections

SkinnyCat39

He collected images of his ex's trimming their toenails.

rockyyy1991

We were better as friends:)

Alisontheice

I don't know.really. Just drifted apart....sigh.

ScorpioJack_91

Alisontheice wrote: »

I don't know.really. Just drifted apart....sigh.

She wore pink...like everyday....

iamlynn74

She tried to fool me by putting tap water in the Fiji water bottle.

MrsBooBear

He had an issue with the water he already pays for!

aesthetikk

would always wear white and then pour water over her top when we were outside

MrsBooBear

Didn't like the way an older woman had confidence.

carolinagirl543

She was too confident

FabulousFantasticFifty

She said I had waaay too much confidence! ;p

SojournerThirteen

Didn't like the way the older men had confidence

MrsBooBear

Didn't realise that I thought her confidence was sexy.

aesthetikk

wanted to color coordinate our undies everytime we went out. i didnt get it!

MrsBooBear

Didn't understand the complexities of harmony.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Whats not to get Dammit!!!

carolinagirl543

Was into Voodoo dolls

MrsBooBear

Too similar to admit our differences!