We broke up because...

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  aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  sacrificed a goat every full moon night so i'd stay with her forever

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  Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member

  March 2015

  Paid the Kiwis to hoard all the goats in the world. The sacrifices stopped due to no goats

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  March 2015

  Started sacrificing unsuspecting men she picked up from the clubs

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  Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member

  March 2015

  She wouldn't join my cult

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  ohdear1986 Posts: 110 Member

  March 2015

  She realised i was a female

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  Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

  March 2015

  She didn't like girls

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  davester813 Posts: 62 Member

  March 2015

  My Uncoordinated shower dance routine

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  Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member

  March 2015

  I just wanted to dance together

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  SleeplessInSeattle Posts: 395 Member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  She couldn't handle my sunglasses dancing

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  March 2015

  He had a vivid imagination and need medication!

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  MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member

  March 2015

  That darn North/South divide.

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  March 2015

  No...she was too hot

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  ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member

  March 2015

  MrsBooBear wrote: »

  That darn North/South divide.

  I was a Scorpion and she was a Bear
  

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  Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

  March 2015

  I am a Gemini. Just can't get along with anyone

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  kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member

  March 2015

  She hates Minions
  

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  jackiecamarena Posts: 290 Member

  March 2015

  I am also a gemini and hate everyone.

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  IFBBRich Posts: 99 Member

  March 2015

  You were way to happy!

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  silviaG07 Posts: 130 Member

  March 2015

  He had too many muscles and couldn't hug him

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  March 2015

  She left me for a man

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  iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member

  March 2015

  Wouldn't dress up as that sex green M&M

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  March 2015

  Uhhhh yeah I would...you never said ...please

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  LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member

  March 2015

  Too dominating

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  cboehm Posts: 462 Member

  March 2015

  Never put the seat back down

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  musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

  March 2015

  Toilet paper roll goes over the top.

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  Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member

  March 2015

  Obsessed with toilet paper. Kept going on and on about it.

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  March 2015

  Would never share a square!

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  FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

  March 2015 edited March 2015

  He was obsessed with the Lady M&M and would ignore me to Google pics of her all night!
  

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  kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member

  March 2015

  she washed my dirty clothes in the bathtub....while I was bathing

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  blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member

  March 2015

  He wasn't into my methods of conserving water

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