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aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member

March 2015 edited March 2015

sacrificed a goat every full moon night so i'd stay with her forever

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Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member

March 2015

Paid the Kiwis to hoard all the goats in the world. The sacrifices stopped due to no goats

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

March 2015

Started sacrificing unsuspecting men she picked up from the clubs

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Melissa90xo Posts: 1,020 Member

March 2015

She wouldn't join my cult

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ohdear1986 Posts: 110 Member

March 2015

She realised i was a female

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Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

March 2015

She didn't like girls

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davester813 Posts: 62 Member

March 2015

My Uncoordinated shower dance routine

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Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member

March 2015

I just wanted to dance together

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SleeplessInSeattle Posts: 395 Member

March 2015 edited March 2015

She couldn't handle my sunglasses dancing

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

March 2015

He had a vivid imagination and need medication!

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MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member

March 2015

That darn North/South divide.

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

March 2015

No...she was too hot

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ScorpioJack_91 Posts: 5,241 Member

March 2015

MrsBooBear wrote: »

That darn North/South divide.

I was a Scorpion and she was a Bear

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Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member

March 2015

I am a Gemini. Just can't get along with anyone

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kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member

March 2015

She hates Minions

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jackiecamarena Posts: 290 Member

March 2015

I am also a gemini and hate everyone.

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IFBBRich Posts: 99 Member

March 2015

You were way to happy!

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silviaG07 Posts: 130 Member

March 2015

He had too many muscles and couldn't hug him

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

March 2015

She left me for a man

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iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member

March 2015

Wouldn't dress up as that sex green M&M

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slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

March 2015

Uhhhh yeah I would...you never said ...please

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LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member

March 2015

Too dominating

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cboehm Posts: 462 Member

March 2015

Never put the seat back down

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musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member

March 2015

Toilet paper roll goes over the top.

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Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member

March 2015

Obsessed with toilet paper. Kept going on and on about it.

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

March 2015

Would never share a square!

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FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member

March 2015 edited March 2015

He was obsessed with the Lady M&M and would ignore me to Google pics of her all night!

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kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member

March 2015

she washed my dirty clothes in the bathtub....while I was bathing

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blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member

March 2015

He wasn't into my methods of conserving water $:\$

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