We broke up because...
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He found out I was trying to poison him with his own toe Jam!0
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she wouldnt "talk dirty to me" !0
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He thought I was a Prude!0
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she showered in sweats0
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She spied on me in the shower!
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she wouldnt shower with me0
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She already had too many in her shower! It was crowded in there!0
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they never showered together !
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He didn't like our romantic bubble bath time0
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Tied me down to the tub in cold water!0
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Didn't like my sense of humor0
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She was very dull. No sense of humor at all0
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He wouldn't let me play the cow bell.0
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Her version of cow bells were the actual cow nips0
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I refused to "put the lotion on the skin"0
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she stayed in the pit !0
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Used his guitar in the shower0
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Didnt like me serenading him while he bathed0
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I didn't want to dye my hair red as hers.0
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She kept stealing my lipstick!
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Had a lipstick fetish & even wanted me to wear some0
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He didnt like the color of lipstick I chose (for him) ;p0
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Too clingy too fast0
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She didn't do anything with her hair. Bum0
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She couldn't handle the truth0
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He couldn't handle the po-go stick!0
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He was just too much man. I'm fragile0
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I broke him with sexy talk! 0
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She could never have a normal conversation! It was also sexy talk0
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