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We broke up because...
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she gave me a back massage...using sulphuric acid as a lotion0
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Wasnt into 3somes0
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Wanted us to have a threesome.... with her sister... 0.00
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She was not into 3-somes0
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He only wanted three somes....0
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We couldn't work out together. He got too "happy" watching me squat.0
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she was never "happy" to see me squat0
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she never told me about her bald spots0
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aesthetikk wrote: »she never told me about her bald spots
dang it!!! i got nothin!0 -
She had nothing to contribute to our relationship, got tired of carrying us both.0
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She realized she was strong enough to carry me, then wouldn't put me down.0
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She broke my winkie.0
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I accidentally ran over her pet cat on Monday...and again on Tuesday0
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he was useless in the bed due to the broken winkie0
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Alisontheice wrote: »She thought she could.feed.him.Bailey's
She asked me if I ever drank bailey's from a shoe. It got weird.0 -
Sickness and diarrhea...sorry I meant gonorrhoea.0
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He had gigantic hands0
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His Mom did not appreciate my seemingly endless mother-in-law jokes.0
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He kept complimenting me on my moustache
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She wanted me to shave my moustache0
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She kept filling my collection of empty yoghurt tubs with mayonaisse0
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He cried constantly, eat your mayo!0
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Her appetite in the kitchen was only rivalled by her appetite in the bedroom. And I don't mean crumbs in the bed.0
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He couldn't keep up with me!0
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It was hard to keep up when I was bound and gagged. She never respected the "Safe Word".0
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Silly boy thought we had a safe word. Wondered why he kept saying "purple banana"0
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Purple Banana is hard to say with an Orange in your mouth and a Gimp Mask on.0
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He was a freak. I couldn't bring him home to mom0
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His mother was more important to him than I was0
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