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We broke up because...

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  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    She kept trying to set me up with other people....hint taken.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found her making out with other people
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    He said I wasn't allowed to make out with other people
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found her making out with a whole room full of people
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    kept a map of the location of all the nude beaches in the 1000 miles radius...he broke my trust!
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    I caught him wearing my favorite underwear
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    She wore her favorite underwear almost every day!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She came home without her underwear one night, and pictures of some hot guy wearing them!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Came home without her underwear but said she was visiting her mother in the nursing home
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    When I asked her if my pants made my butt look big she said no. :'( All those squats for nothing!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted me to sing "I like big butts" to her during sexy time. Ruined the mood!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Could only get the big O if I smacked her on the butt while doing it
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Smacked my butt non-stop, even in public
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Had this fantastic butt from all those squats but wouldn't let me near it
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was a total creeper and I couldn't being him anywhere
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Kept wanting me to go places and never could stay at home -- wonder what he was hiding at home???
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    He kept wanting to play hide and seek...creepy!
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    She Wouldn't ever play games with me!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She thought our relationship was a game.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He always wanted to play games. I am really competitive
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought we were in a relationship!
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    i thought we were in a relationship !
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    After one date he had our kids names picked!
  • guitarrckr
    guitarrckr Posts: 1,717 Member
    lol she said "picked" ;)
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    He left me for a pretty guitar
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    @Becka4prez‌

    She kept wanting to try to run for president, I don't know how many times I told her that she wasn't old enough yet.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    jph092281 wrote: »
    @Becka4prez‌

    She kept wanting to try to run for president, I don't know how many times I told her that she wasn't old enough yet.

    I thought he was saying I could grow up to be anything I wanted.
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    @Becka4prez‌

    She still hadn't grown up yet and I didn't want to be a daddy figure in a relationship.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Nose was too wet
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    She kept wanting to show her breasts to everyone!

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