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We broke up because...

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  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she accidentally reversed her car over my foot..twice...no wait..I think it was three times
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    he got bigger as he started losing weight. I couldnt handle him anymore
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I could never figure out what went where in a male/male relationship
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He couldnt work out what went where in a female / male relationship
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He could never figure out what went where in a female/male relationship
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
    i couldnt figure out how we got there in a femaile/female relationship
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He couldnt work out what went where in a female / male relationship
    oh crap...now my secret is out...i will never get any again

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was getting it from everyone!
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she pre-paid for my funereal...but insisted it be held within a week
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    Would not make plans past next week
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    always has her tongue sticking out
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she bought an attack dog....and used me as the bait to train it
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Her dogs peed on my legs when I came over
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    she took me hunting, and painted a bullseye on front of my shirt
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He was hunted down by strange women. Was not meant to be
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    wasn't sure if he was a female...but then the beard gave it away
  • aliciadenise1218
    aliciadenise1218 Posts: 446 Member
    He said I was ugly.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    she didnt like my hairy butt
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  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
    put the miss kitty bow on the wrong side
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    There was always random girls hanging on his shoulders
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 580 Member
    she wouldnt let me hang on her shoulders
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    I spoke another womans name in my sleep
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He said my sisters name in his sleep, followed by "It's okay, your sister won't find out" WTH?
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    I thought he was Dancing with the Stars material but he couldn't even Rhumba.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
    Confused Rhumba with exotic fruit
  • cboehm
    cboehm Posts: 462 Member
    There was never any fruit in the house
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted me to do all the shopping while she took naps, I need a 50/50 relationship!
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Her definition of a 50/50 relationship was 20/80

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