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she accidentally reversed her car over my foot..twice...no wait..I think it was three times0
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he got bigger as he started losing weight. I couldnt handle him anymore0
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I could never figure out what went where in a male/male relationship0
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He couldnt work out what went where in a female / male relationship0
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He could never figure out what went where in a female/male relationship0
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i couldnt figure out how we got there in a femaile/female relationship0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »He couldnt work out what went where in a female / male relationship
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He was getting it from everyone!0
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she pre-paid for my funereal...but insisted it be held within a week0
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Would not make plans past next week0
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always has her tongue sticking out0
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she bought an attack dog....and used me as the bait to train it0
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Her dogs peed on my legs when I came over0
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she took me hunting, and painted a bullseye on front of my shirt0
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He was hunted down by strange women. Was not meant to be0
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wasn't sure if he was a female...but then the beard gave it away0
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He said I was ugly.0
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she didnt like my hairy butt0
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