We broke up because...

Sinistrous

....I heard they didn't like eggs.

arian10daddy

Cause those egg-talks were annoying

slimgirljo15

What !!! We broke up...first I knew

PewterSky

She was always the last one to know about anything.

slimgirljo15

She she knew everything...but wouldn't tell me...

crawfzilla

She became an astronaut and just needed space.

47Jacqueline

He was land locked

monstalosta

I was on an island

slimgirljo15

Too young

dewey836

Too hung

slimgirljo15

Didn't know the difference between boys and girls

raydise

Emoji abuse

slimgirljo15

Not breaking up...he couldn't think of a good enough reason

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was still Involved with raydise, and I'm not willing to share!

g44219

she tried to spike me with her high heel

arian10daddy

He was such a hard shell... The spiking didn't help

FabulousFantasticFifty

He claimed that I was hard on him and crabby!

g44219

not crabby crabs!

MissRheingold

He was only hard for Fab.....

FabulousFantasticFifty

He spread rumors after I dumped him so that my new love would dump me then he might have another chance!

g44219

Lol she was too complex

MissRheingold

kept having to dumb it down for him...........

g44219

haha

I think she made up words when we talked

FabulousFantasticFifty

Thought she was smarter than Einstein

MissRheingold

her IQ was smaller than her high-heeled-shoe size

arian10daddy

She would put the yo-mama jokes as reasons for breaking up...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He said my mama was a Sasquatch!

g44219

I was worried she would look like her mom when she got older

FabulousFantasticFifty

g44219

Lol

She refused to shave for me!