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We broke up because...
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She knows to get ahead in Politics to kick some Assssssssssss!!!
she means me!
He confuses me!
She's always trying to kick me in the *kitten*
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he kept bending over!0
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She wouldn't spank me0
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she never bent over. always squatted0
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He didnt like the time I spent on my nightly 100 squats!0
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he was jealous because he couldn't squat0
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She made weird noises when squatting0
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Thought quifs were sexy0
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he was always constipated0
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He made fun of my Flatulence Problem!0
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She would do it sitting at the table0
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I dont know what he's talking about! he makes up stories!0
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she was a liar0
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he never knew when a little white lie was best0
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he's still upset about the time I told his parents that we did it before we were married!0
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he told me he wasn't married.0
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Her and fab were in a gang!0
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he didn't care for my gang tats0
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He didnt want to live the Gansta Life0
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you too are killing me hahaha
she started trying to pimp me out to her gang0 -
he looked like a pimp in that car of his...0
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She knew too much about my ex and I think she was a stalker
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She said she would be caught dead in my pimpmobile0
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he wanted me dead. (and that hat!!)0
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I saw on the news that there was a Pimpmobile abandoned off HWy 420 with a Dead body inside, It really resembled my Boyfriend's!
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she wanted me dead too. sniff.0
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I found out she was hoping it was me in that car0
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He found out that I hired a hitman!
It wasnt for you Honey, it was for my Boss!0 -
she had no scruples0
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she got mad and put eye drops in my beer one night0
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