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We broke up because...

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  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 581 Member
    she wrote lots of deer john's to random names in a 1980's phone book
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She confused the use of the word dear with deer . So sad
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought it was weird that I had a pet Deer named John.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
    She was angry all the time
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    He preferred watching sports than me
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She stood in front of the TV like she was made of glass. Get outta da way!!!!
  • pipsqueak1990
    pipsqueak1990 Posts: 791 Member
    He just didnt get it
  • Kristina79Marie
    Kristina79Marie Posts: 581 Member
    1979kiki wrote: »
    she wrote lots of deer john's to random names in a 1980's phone book

    CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Tourettes. Very sad
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    He was always so sad!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She spent most of her time consoling others -- I need a little of her time, too
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She wouldn't let me be the first man
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He didn't like me working as a grief counselor, thought they were all out to sleep with me.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Found out she was sleeping with a lot of others -- said she was working a second job as a mattress tester.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He stayed at home while I worked two jobs, then complained that I was never home.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She slipped out of the chain I had attached to the stove.... I just wanted her to support me, make hot meals, and take care of the lovin' a few times each day...
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    He kept calling me by his daughters name.
  • aesthetikk
    aesthetikk Posts: 2,816 Member
    she brought her daughter along on our first date
  • iamangrydoug
    iamangrydoug Posts: 1,020 Member
    He complimented me by telling me that I was *almost* as pretty as him.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    He showed up on my first date with iamangrydoug and her daughter
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I found his personal adds looking for "male companions"
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    Kept talking about some pretty man they dated once
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I couldn't stand just seeing one eye.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Didn't want to swing with others
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    You were almost. But on the high side coming down towards me.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wanted me to grow a beard, when I couldn't he grew angry
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
    Constantly asking me to swing!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    I liked stopping at the playground..... she didn't want to play around
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was a player!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wouldn't play around, kept saying she needed her sleep

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