We broke up because...

Spnneil06

She didn't think my breasts were worth looking at!

kjm3579

Kept showing her breasts - to everyone.....

urloved33

he could not keep his eyes in his head...ever!

kjm3579

laurielima wrote: »

he could not keep his eyes in his head...ever!

With so many beautiful ladies around, my eyes are getting strained.....

Kept me blindfolded, didn't want me looking at anybody else

urloved33

would not let me blind fold him. so boring!

Alisontheice

She was too wild

Spnneil06

She was really into bondage. I was good with it but then she would forget me in bed for a couple days at a time.

urloved33

She would not be my sexslave

Alisontheice

I forget

(and good one Mel)

Becka4Real

She forgot we were together and found someone else

kjm3579

Kept wanting to be with someone else

iambatman01

i am batman!

iamangrydoug

He is batman.

kjm3579

Kept telling me she knew batman -- I tried to have her committed

Becka4Real

I said I felt crazy. He took it literally.

LiftingRiot

She was really crazy

Ria_StayingFit

I called it being adventurous he called it crazy. We didn't see eye to eye.

LiftingRiot

She was a midget and I was a giant. Impossible to see eye to eye

Ria_StayingFit

See again I called it being fun sized and he called it midget. He was midget too...where it counts the most.

LiftingRiot

She broke my heart

FabulousFantasticFifty

His heart had been previously broken and he never trusted again!

pechepanda

I found my marbles

Ria_StayingFit

She still played with marbles.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She lost her marbles!

Ria_StayingFit

They call it a psychotic break and it was temporary. She was too impatient.

iamlynn74

Kept speaking in third person

philpottl

Wouldn't acknowledge me when I spoke in the third person.

justinegibbons

Was convinced I didn't acknowledge anything he said.

Ria_StayingFit

She would take off for weeks at the time with no explanation.

Alisontheice

She'd never let me out of her sight.