We broke up because...
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Always*0
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She is always correcting something. A perfectionist0
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He hated Virgos!0
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She was a virgo0
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He was a virgin0
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he didnt like my music0
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She was very promiscuous0
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He called me a Hussy!
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She was a prude.0
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Scars from the sizzling bacon she put on her boobies.0
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he didn't think my imperfections where lovable
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she didn't think my teeth were clean enough...hell I left them in a glass of water overnight0
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he wouldnt clean his retainer after dinner0
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I was stationed too far away lol 8hrs an she went and met Jody...oh well screw her0
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He was just so far away0
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she was always cleaning the house...of the guy who live next door 0
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Strewth...crikey...he found another shiela0
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she practiced acupunture on me...using carving knives0
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He didn't like my knife-throwing hobby0
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he stole my Brie0
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Was always weirdly protective of his cheese0
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Was always making cheese jokes0
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ohhh Cheese...really?0
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stole my bacon!0
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He was way too cheesy0
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she thought i was sleezy...er...cheezy0
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He was not a good listener0
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she thought i was not a ...squirrrrrrel !0
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she had a shopping addiction!0
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she had an unhealthy obsession with Hulk Hogan0
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