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We broke up because...
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He *said* he liked pancakes, but he was caught with crepe suzette0
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Kept pulling my imaginary "turkey neck".. That shz felt so nasty, plz stahp0
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Still trying to figure out why...0
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Didn't like me playing w/their armpit hairs0
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Because she wouldnt take off the costume... it scared me
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Never wanted to dress up and role play0
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He thought I role played too much and ate too many of my biscuits0
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She kept role playing Martha Stewart and making biscuits0
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He kept putting fish in the microwave.0
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She wouldn't take off the headset.
Seriously, honey, you are starting to spook people in the grocery store0 -
He wouldn't listen to me when I told him to put on a sweater.0
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Kept the house so cold we always had to wear sweaters0
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He had the most hideous christmas sweater. EVER0
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He pin pricked holes in all the condoms to try and get me up the duff!0
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We broke up because I don't use condoms and yet SHE always had some!0
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He refused to wear a shirt with his suspenders! ;p0
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She kept snapping my suspenders0
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you slept with my best mate0
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wouldnt cuddle me on nights when i was sick and had diarrhea0
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Kept blowing up my toilets0
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Sleepovers sucked 'cause you had no toilets0
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she'd let one rip every time i gave her my special squishy hugs0
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He spent all our rent money on tats0
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She never had any money0
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She sofa dived my house for loose change too often.0
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she never paid for me lol0
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He tried to copy my accent but really couldn't pull it off! So embarrassing!0
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Wouldn't say "I love you" back0
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He always needed me to spell out the obvious.
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she always cut my toenails...with a chainsaw0
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