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We broke up because she wore a scream mask and I said Neve Again!0
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He didn't like my outfits. I thought French maid was always a hit?0
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He was told me my ears were too big0
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But you did and I cried for a minute or two0
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She was always crying0
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She took my pancakes0
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She cried alone in the bathroom0
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He liked pancakes and I liked crepes. It just wouldn't work.0
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He never ever shares his pancakes even though he knows I love them0
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I felt guilty and gave her all of my pancakes.0
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He *said* he liked pancakes, but he was caught with crepe suzette0
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Kept pulling my imaginary "turkey neck".. That shz felt so nasty, plz stahp0
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Still trying to figure out why...0
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Didn't like me playing w/their armpit hairs0
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Because she wouldnt take off the costume... it scared me0
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Never wanted to dress up and role play0
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He thought I role played too much and ate too many of my biscuits0
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She kept role playing Martha Stewart and making biscuits0
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He kept putting fish in the microwave.0
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She wouldn't take off the headset.
Seriously, honey, you are starting to spook people in the grocery store0
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