We broke up because...

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Kept looking for true love with all of the guys she brought into our bedroom
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Ran away with my best friend
  • Jon_NYC
    Jon_NYC Posts: 70 Member
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    She doubled dipped pretzles in my peanut butter
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Kept bringing her best friend into our bed
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    My best friend was my mom, he thought that was creepy!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    She creeped me out with her choice of friends.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    Her friends like creepy crawlers
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    He kept leaving creepy crawlers in the bed when he was done with @Spnneil06 for me to find when I got home
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He called me a slob!
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    Put the milk then the cereal in the bowl.
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    It was breast milk, totally different taste
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Something about breast milk and cereal. I ran away
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I borrowed her leg warmers and lent them to my side guy, she found out and was more furious about the loss of the leg warmers than me cheating on her!
  • iamlynn74
    iamlynn74 Posts: 502 Member
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    She only made love to me so that when I fell asleep she could get her legwarmers back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I wanted to make love day and night......he lost his job

  • nicbuggea91
    nicbuggea91 Posts: 85
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    :p He took too many selfies
  • BuggaBoo666
    BuggaBoo666 Posts: 84
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    She cheated on me with another girl and a guy
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
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    Refused to buy her tickets to the Tokyo Hotel concert
  • cyntacular
    cyntacular Posts: 1 Member
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    Said the dress was white and gold when it was clearly blue and black!
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    edited March 2015
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    cyntacular wrote: »
    Said the dress was white and gold when it was clearly blue and black!

    @cyntacular She said she was too good for me

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