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We broke up because...
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She gave me always cold coffee0
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He always forget that I don't use sugar at all in my coffee
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She'd never make me coffee!0
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I give you my cold one0
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He keep ignoring me ;(0
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She was too interested in other men0
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He had an accident with my car and tried to hide it0
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I don't want to break up with her, I'm trying to bring her back home with me
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YOU ARE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW0
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She is my fair lady lolol0
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He already had a Lady! Apparently I was never fair!0
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she ran out of lollipops0
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She keep buying killer high heels
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She had EVERYTHING going on but "fair" and obsessed over it0
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I wasn't kinky enough
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she thought kinky was having knots in my shoe laces0
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he kept asking me to help him tie his shoelaces0
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He would only think about the neighbours daughter0
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she was always jealous0
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Didn't want to share with my other sister wives0
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i starting to wear loafers and she had no more reason to be with me0
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was way too rough and tried to bite my ear off in the bedroom0
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Because he only took me to play bingo0
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he wasnt rough enough, i got bored0
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didnt like it when i tied her to the bed and went and watched the football0
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Didn't know the difference between Footbal (football) and Football (soccer)0
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Semantics...it.was always about semantics.0
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She was out of my league0
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She didn't like pretzels.0
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