We broke up because...
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It was breast milk, totally different taste0
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Something about breast milk and cereal. I ran away0
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I borrowed her leg warmers and lent them to my side guy, she found out and was more furious about the loss of the leg warmers than me cheating on her!0
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She only made love to me so that when I fell asleep she could get her legwarmers back0
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I wanted to make love day and night......he lost his job
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He took too many selfies 0 -
She cheated on me with another girl and a guy0
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Refused to buy her tickets to the Tokyo Hotel concert0
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Said the dress was white and gold when it was clearly blue and black!0
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cyntacular wrote: »Said the dress was white and gold when it was clearly blue and black!
@cyntacular She said she was too good for me0 -
Cause he is always busy0
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She wouldn't share her drink with me.0
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She wants to drink all my coffee
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I wasn't allowed to have any coffee0
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...she was already married0
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She is too hot for me 0
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she had low self esteem!0
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Reminded me of Spiccoli0
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Cause she doesn't like California anymore
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She hogged the bed covers and drank from the milk carton ...0
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mamameaof2kiddos wrote: »Cause she doesn't like California anymore
She was a liar liar pants on fire!0 -
nicbuggea91 wrote: »She hogged the bed covers and drank from the milk carton ...
She slept with my sister and tried to say she thought it was me.0 -
She's too pretty for me0
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She wouldn't share her coffee0
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She drank way too much coffee.0
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She had a cell phone attached to her shoulder
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She won't let me touch her beautiful hair0
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She cut my hair in my sleep.0
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She wouldn't let me sleep0
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